Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 21, 2013
April 20, 2013
April 22, 2013
Transcript:
NATE: Come on, Chester! He's no batter! Let him hit it! It won't matter! There's another swing and a miss! He can't hit! It's obvious! Let's go Chester! Mow him down! This kid looks like such a clown! I think that I shall never see this doofus hit the ball to me! See that swing? This guy's a dork! He's so - CHAD: I've never seen anyone benched for poetry before! NATE: It's just as well. I didn't have a rhyme for "Dork."
leftnutz over 11 years ago
“Pork” might rhyme in an insulting manner.
thouπ over 11 years ago
“… his hair’s so spiky. he’s a fork!”
N over 11 years ago
Stork? Cork?
frumdebang over 11 years ago
I get the distinct feeling a very P-O’ed parent was looking over Biztecki’s shoulder as he typed his farewell message. No doubt a learning opportunity.
spazmaticcelery over 11 years ago
You could use “Blork” from Thatababy.
rk over 11 years ago
I’m surprised Chester didn’t pound him first.
ferritt123 over 11 years ago
Spork!
elysummers over 11 years ago
A reminder to all of us that children are reading our comments.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
there is a quote from the movie, sandlot, that always gets me…“you bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it.”
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 11 years ago
“He’s like Congress, full of pork”?
Mukesh7 over 11 years ago
Ha Ha
brocktheboss1213 over 11 years ago
He so bad at taunting, give him a CORK!
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
Mork….from Ork.
QuietStorm27 over 11 years ago
Ha ha! Before I read the last panel I was disappointed in not seeing his rhyme for dork.
QuietStorm27 over 11 years ago
Everyone makes mistakes, don’t be too hard on yourself or your parents. They love you and want to protect you.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 11 years ago
He should’ve changed styles from batter to batter….a haiku here, a limerick there, a ’lil sonnet, etc, etc. The same style got lame after the third time or so………so coach benched him for redundancy………….Glee! GLEE!!
bignatesgirl over 11 years ago
When you’re playing sports, you should save the poetry, math, etc., for school. When you’re at school, save the sports for gym. Or basketball practice. Or whatever.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
That’s bad Nate.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
There is nothing wrong with creating poetry wherever you are. Nate’s lesson is in good sportsmanship.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Mork from Ork.
Marvelmoan1114 over 11 years ago
Hes as ugly as an Orc!
comics over 11 years ago
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The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
What Shygirl said. You didn’t do anything wrong. If you had parental permission, there wouldn’t be problems. Just stay safe.Today is my bday!!!!!!!!!!!!
ard1092 over 11 years ago
This is the big Nate strip
pstampfel Premium Member over 11 years ago
he’s so donestick in the fork
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Happy birthday Snoopster. I hope it was a good one for you.
bignate creator over 11 years ago
So untrue. Nate has written many poems in the past about subjects other than cheez doodles. Check out some of his Labor Day poems from years past.
TArbiter over 11 years ago
See that swing?This guy’s a dork.He looks just likeMork from Ork.
Apologies to Robin Williams.
faysal1 over 11 years ago
Biggest mistake ever
billy2609 over 11 years ago
his bat will never work
DM9001 over 5 years ago
He’ll eat humble pie with a FORK!
Nierro over 4 years ago
“He slips balls like soup through a fork.”
Mr. Stark over 4 years ago
Nice rhyming, i couldn’t come up with that in a week!
Pig111 over 4 years ago
He’s so dumb he can’t undo a cork
Sir Martin Wright ||| about 4 years ago
make chester bat he’l get them 15 home runs
Archangel44 almost 4 years ago
Pop him open like a bottle and cork!!
Bring da bling about 3 years ago
…ugly he looks like pork!
Bubble almost 3 years ago
… dumb, he eats (or drinks idrk how to say it lol) soup with a fork!
Not Wright over 1 year ago
He could say, “see that swing, he’s a dork, you can’t trust him with a fork.”
UniEevee 8 months ago
“See that swing?This guy is a dork!He may be swing with a spork!”
Crazy Comics about 1 month ago
This one is just a fat, awesome, original Big Nate strip.