Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 13, 2013
Transcript:
Car: Well, now that the iron is gone, I suppose it's time to start planning the welcome party for the newest token. Scottie: How wonderful. What's the new token? Thimble: A cat! Scottie: I will chew someone's leg off for this. Thimble: Perhaps we should leave Scottie off the welcoming committee. The "Monopoly" tokens decide who gets eliminated
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
OK, let Scottie go to Times Square, while the Cat settles in.
Bilan over 11 years ago
Scottie is certainly not a token of appreciation.
Arianne over 11 years ago
" But Angus knew, and the cat knew that Angus knew, that Angus was glad the cat came back."
Arianne over 11 years ago
Darsan54 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Jon Stewart said on The Daily Show, one piece under consideration was a Robot. How does a Cat beat Robot? I even like cats enough to share a house with two, but still, you coulda had a robot !!!!
zero over 11 years ago
Just give Scottie some dilithium crystals…
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Where’s the top hat?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
These are the designs from which fans were asked to choose a new token.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Took me a while to recognise that the rear one is a helicopter…I think.The artwork is NOT what it used to be.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
This was the current set…not as detailed as what we had in my hand-me-down childhood set….And I’m sure we had a cannon, not a wheelbarrow…
Hillbillyman over 11 years ago
I absolutely despise the game of Monopoly! I could care less which token they replace of with what.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
at what point does it become a problem when people get too many cats or too many dogs? more than 5? more than 20? more than 50?
Oldbutnotstupid over 11 years ago
There a cat in the kittle at the PeKing moom I think I will quit going there at noon
TheVernalPool over 11 years ago
I’d of picked the guitar
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
I love Thimble’s expression in the 3rd frame. I hope he’s a recurring character.
Ollyvah over 11 years ago
how else are we supposed to create a consumer sense in our young minds if we dont have monopoly
Number Three over 11 years ago
This is very cute!
xxx
corzak over 11 years ago
I agree with people who say the cat token is weak. They should have gone with something more Depression Era -ish. Maybe a ‘dust bowl’ token.
Snoopy_Fan over 11 years ago
I’d watch it, Scottie, or they may just replace YOU wuth a roll of paper towels…
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
I never really liked the game myself, probably because I could never win, and it was frustrating watching myself slowly go down the tube. I enjoy the electronic versions more, not sure if it’s because I don’t have human opponents, or simply that I like electronics.
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
That mustache makes the robot look like Uncle Pennybags.
doctorwhomedia over 11 years ago
You know, that actually makes complete sense.
HankTheSock over 11 years ago
Good idea…
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Bad news, Scottie — the next new piece is a vet.
danketaz Premium Member over 11 years ago
I ain’t played since they ditched the man on horseback.
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
I like the cat.
Altitude5280 over 11 years ago
Cats rule the Internet!
zianrocks2468 over 11 years ago
Just get water Scottie and throw it on the cat. It will either go crazy or rust.
JR6019 over 11 years ago
We never finished the game as kids. It took too long. I was an adult before I found out how to really play this game. Cutthroat!