The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 09, 2013
June 08, 2013
June 10, 2013
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Triangle: Doctor, the patient has a broken ulna. Circle: Radius. Number seven: Nurse bring the splint. It looks like a compound fraction. Number eight: We're leaving the orthodontist. The kinds just got braces. General Math Hospital
So for them, dentistry is a hospital function? What a well-integrated program….They seem to cover every area… medical, dental, mental health….it’s a new angle in patient care.They don’t differentiate between therapy for a broken digit, and therapy for irrational fears.
But I notice the low numbers of patients…if the count multiplies, they may have to divide up the services.
I’m sorry, but that’s irrational…I’d take off on a tangent, but this is a finite space. Still, it struck a familiar chord.I remember when I wanted Ava Gardner’s number. At least she was constant.Guess I’m negative after all, I keep moving more to the left.Or is that circular reasoning?Don’t want to be considered a square.I was told to solve for X, but I said, “Let X solve it himself!”Divide and conquer, I always say.
margueritem over 11 years ago
Cute.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
So for them, dentistry is a hospital function? What a well-integrated program….They seem to cover every area… medical, dental, mental health….it’s a new angle in patient care.They don’t differentiate between therapy for a broken digit, and therapy for irrational fears.
But I notice the low numbers of patients…if the count multiplies, they may have to divide up the services.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
And they were all in their prime.
Arianne over 11 years ago
You can always count on the staff. They treat you fair and square.
jreckard over 11 years ago
Now it looks more like roaming arabics.
John Darling over 11 years ago
But wait for the aftermath!
vldazzle over 11 years ago
@Linux, no – MOSTLY in their prime. Not all single digits are prime numbers. But it IS punny!
cdward over 11 years ago
I have several broken digits.
J Short over 11 years ago
The nurse and the doctor were later found in the closet doing the old 97.
Crandlemire over 11 years ago
Doctor can you talk to my daughter she just started her decimal point (period) — ha ha!
CartoonServices.Com over 11 years ago
Is a more-frozen digit a number number?
danlarios over 11 years ago
now serving #
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’m sorry, but that’s irrational…I’d take off on a tangent, but this is a finite space. Still, it struck a familiar chord.I remember when I wanted Ava Gardner’s number. At least she was constant.Guess I’m negative after all, I keep moving more to the left.Or is that circular reasoning?Don’t want to be considered a square.I was told to solve for X, but I said, “Let X solve it himself!”Divide and conquer, I always say.
WifesWrath over 11 years ago
At this Hospital, the Doctors get paid in $$’s > what you have.
ultrahumanite48 over 11 years ago
math-a-chusitts
garysnorton over 11 years ago
Well done, Scott Hilburn.
Me3000 over 11 years ago
I don’t know it just doesn’t add up…