Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 08, 2013

Gee, thanks.

T.J.’s “fruit DeGroot” sounds like a fruit salad.

He already forgot about the “Surf and Turf” he promised…..—Maybe today’s should also be subtitled: “Don’t You Forget About Me”…

Geeeeeeeezzzzzz Lev! o.0

“FRUIT DeGroot”, eh?

I got a BETTER idea: Brad, Why You STRIKE a Match and Use it to TEST the Flash Point of the Pomade in Old Smiley’s Hair?

I think “Fruity Degroot” has a better ring to it , but, I expect Brad would like that one even less.

Brought to you, by…Fruit… it’s what’s for dinner…

Nice to see some friendly banter between these two. Sometimes TJ is so infuriating that it’s hard to remember why these two guys are friends. Today’s moment is a nice reminder. Best strip of the week, in my opinion:)

but, it can’t beat a dagwood. or, a beef on weck, a pat’s philly cheesesteak, a cuban, a RI dynamite, a gerber, a hot brown, portillo’s big beef, new orleans muffuletta, a po’boy, or a yakisoba-pan.

Hey Wally! Brevity is the soul of wit! Nobody reads past your second (epic) paragraph. Decaf brother!

Wow! After all that grunt work and elbow grease ,for his contribution, Brad’s mind probably was picturing something that sounded like it had a bit more substance…. “Fruit Degroot” just sounds like the curveball sort of thing you don’t expect… something from out of left field… “Fruit Degroot”…makes for a good "punch"line! —Actually, maybe it IS a smoothie of some sort, or a non alcoholic sangria, or some other beverage…

“Risotto Propane Flambe”^More like “Four Alarm Chilli” (appropriately named after his previous “Smoke on the Water” type faux pas)….

Thanks a heap, TJ, for nothing! What a lame repayment!

Brad seems to suddenly have an attitude. A defense mechanism against Toni’s smarts and abilities??

I don’t know, Brad, maybe TJ cooking gourmet food for you for how many years now is a bit of a payback for you. Oh, or maybe your working on TJ’s truck is a bit of payback for TJ.

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Toni macaroni. What you didn’t expect something cheesy from TJ?

Didn’t TJ already promise Brad a share of ownership if he kept the food truck rolling?

I’ll have a Toni Baloney with a side of Fruit DeGroot, please….

TJ only wishes Brad was fruity.

My but you do prattle on. Fortunately, I don’t have to read it.

You can call it a “Virgin Brad”.

Strike up the orchestra, her comes Lev’s one note symphony.

Toni’s mouth-watering Taco? I’m betting Brad eats that all the time.

In Minnesota, he would still need an address to to the front end and back end work.A lot of prep with those food wagons.

Not a Mexican food kind of guy? ;D

Yes, being terrified and unable to talk to women is SUCH an advantage in a marriage! Hahahahahaha! Probably in a male same sex marriage!

Toni baloney sandwichToni macaroni and cheeseToni island hot dog?Brad’s nads mountain oysters?

Tell us more, PLEASE.

Donny, I didn’t say TJ couldn’t talk to girls, I said he doesn’t know how to care about them. He can get someone to go out with him. He can show her a good time. He can probably sometimes get her to spend the night, and is probably good at that part too. Then, when the time for real intimacy comes, he is at a loss. He doesn’t know how to connect with a woman the way that Gunther or Brad can if it’s the right woman.

Leviticus, check out the facebook page. There is a fan’s picture of Bernice that will make you smile.

Tiny TIM?

It’s like you try to turn away with your fingers in your ears, but the “Budwiser” jacket keeps distracting you… evil ploy on his part!

Oh, I knew that, I just would just like to keep telling myself differently…. (still shuddering)….That would mean “Luanniverse time” would not be kind to her… What effects would it have on the others?

Still, she’d remind me of T.T…. and then I’d feel bad for the person in the room with him, Carrot Top, Richard Simmons, Slim Goodbody, Gilbert Gottfried, AND Bobcat Goldthwait? uggh… the…. vooooicess… the clothing choices… nooo! (shudders)…

Just a real quick side note… I don’t know if you remember the “reboot” of Beaver from the 80s? Had Eddie running a construction business, Beav at home with June and his kid (where else? ha ha!) and Wally next door with his family… ran into a clip on YouTube once…

hopefully, the don’t do a current re – re – boot.^Nope.. Unlessss…. J.J. Abrams gets a call from Disney… (more shuddering)… then the rest of the world will not be as we knew it, anymore…

“R.E.M. put out a song for that”^Yeah… " Marilyn Von-roe.. blah blah blah, yadda yaddda..Rock and roller cola wars, I can’t take it anymore…"No, wait…. it’s “…It’s Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce, etc…” ==“…Start the Fire”…… “…End Of… And I Feel Fine”….I always get those two confusing name-checking songs mixed up…. (LOL!)

Yeah, what are friends for…

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