Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 27, 2013
Transcript:
Barack Obama: Denis, did you order the reset? Denis McDonough: Yes, sir... I've told the whole staff to cut back scandal management from 10% of their time to 5%. Barack Obama: That's a hard 5%? Denis McDonough: Well... theoretically. Barack Obama: Why? Who's cheating? Denis McDonough: Everyone.
Possum Pete over 11 years ago
…and retardation goes uncured.
rhgross63 over 11 years ago
that’s an insult to retardation. some people can’t help being mentally delayed. these folks actually work at it.
William Bednar Premium Member over 11 years ago
You mean to say that retardation CAN be cured? Huh! But, whatever you do, don’t tell Boehner. We wouldn’t want him to seek a cure.
magicwalnut over 11 years ago
I read somewhere that righteous indignation is addictive. We’ve got a couple of true addicts on the site, now folks. Left Hand of Darkness? Coprophile? Liberal Fascism? I hope you feel better, now, Tucci.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Honey, have you seen my bile-proof boots?
ComicRelief over 11 years ago
I guess overtly political comments have been removed.
Funny — censoring political comments about a political cartoon.
goweeder over 11 years ago
…………………………………………………Please stop yammering stupid remarks about ‘Liberals." Look up the word ’Liberal’ in your dictionary (you know how to do that, don’t you?).
goweeder over 11 years ago
“Almost half of Americans want Barry Impeached, Convicted, and removed from office.” ………………………………………………….Yeah…………that’s why his approval rating is so high.
montessoriteacher over 11 years ago
Political comments have been removed? Is this sarcasm? Geez oh Pete.
montessoriteacher over 11 years ago
Political comments have been removed? Is this sarcasm? Geez oh Pete.
Q4horse over 11 years ago
As this is Memorial Day I will offer only a moment of silence on behalf of all fallen heroes, " -————————————————-"
montessoriteacher over 11 years ago
Since this is a strip about politics, we should not be surprised when there are political comments. Funny, when it isn’t about politics and we still see political comments.
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
Do you really believe telling outright lies will make this a better country?
kaffekup over 11 years ago
And yet, two days ago I was told “It’s Memorial Day weekend, don’t get political.” Where’s ComicFan now that we need him? I hope he didn’t get run off by the stench of trolls.
wcorvi over 11 years ago
Almost half of Americanswanted BUSH impeached, but that isn’t how impeachment works!
route66paul over 11 years ago
Yes, Obama lied to us about ending these conflicts. The machine is grinding, running on tax dollars not yet earned. Republican policies start wars and Dems go along with them, finally a Republican(after they have run the country almost broke) will end the war.
I would like to get rid of all of the politicians and start over with blue color working (or those that did work before policies put them out of work) people.
garyhill over 11 years ago
Still BLACK SMOKE from the white House – - – no leader yet.At least Trudeau is realizing the emperor has new clothes.
garyhill over 11 years ago
The terrorizing part of this is WHAT E V I L is the anointed one doing while the scandals are taking up the news – - – never let a crisis go to waste. Syria, North Korea, Russia, UN, massive debt – - -
JimT8 over 11 years ago
Just what exactly is he supposed to be guilty of?
Linguist over 11 years ago
Today’s comments, with few exceptions, strike me as politically self-serving and selfish. We should be using our comments to publicly remember and honor those who have sacrificed so much, so that we, in this country, have the freedom to express our opinions in this or any other forum we choose.I also feel that, not only should we be honoring today, our fallen heroes, but also those other heroes, the wounded warriors, who also sacrificed so much for their country and for us.I wish you all a safe and happy Memorial Day and hope you keep the true meaning of the day with you.
annieb1012 over 11 years ago
@Linguist “…keep the true meaning of the day with you.”
Thank you for that.
Uncle Joe over 11 years ago
“Presidential Tracking Poll…… if they think President Obama should be impeached for the various scandals currently in the news … A stunning 50% of Americans surveyed said yes”I can only assume you’re talking about the Wenzel poll. The best response to Wenzel’s reliability:That’s like asking, “How reliable are these six meth-tweakers I found in a mud hole, handed a pile of tin cans and a calculator, and told that they were now a polling organization?”
todyoung over 11 years ago
Too sad. Some just cannot deal with the “Dooms-bury”
joe-b-cool over 11 years ago
What a useless comment!
naninparis over 11 years ago
Racism is alive and well in America.
Newshound41 over 11 years ago
This is GT’s present to you ( read Friday’s strip, best Memorial Day recognition any cartoonist ever came up with).
baileydean over 11 years ago
“Almost half of Americans want Barry Impeached, Convicted, and removed from office. That would be a great Memorial Day Tribute to our One Million Honored Dead if Barry was to be removed from office today. To bad it won’t happen. The insult to these Honored Dead continues.”-More than half voted for and elected him. Suck it up. It’s history… it’s fact. Deal with it… or try to learn to do so.
thirdguy over 11 years ago
Your hypocracy,Your ignorance,Your lack of patriotism,Your shocking display of cowardice,are boring.