Heisenberg and Schodinger are pulled over for speeding. Heisenberg is in the driver’s seat, and the officer asks “do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know exactly where I am!” The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!” Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now I’m lost!” The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two men, “Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?” Schrodinger angrily yells back, “We do now!”
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“No, What’s there; Who’s on first.”
edclectic over 11 years ago
No cats were harmed in the making of this comic.
Dana Kuhar Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Breaking Bad” will need to use that line!
emjaycee over 11 years ago
Snerk.
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
Queen Victoria without Queen Victoria.
3hourtour Premium Member over 11 years ago
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/22/people-getting-dumber-human-intelligence-victoria-era_n_3293846.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
WaitingMan over 11 years ago
Does the uncertainty principle really apply if the characters never move?
Poukah Premium Member over 11 years ago
The characters may not “move,” but they are altered when we observe them, no?
loves raising duncan over 11 years ago
Now that’s cute!
TheWildSow over 11 years ago
Heisenberg and Schodinger are pulled over for speeding. Heisenberg is in the driver’s seat, and the officer asks “do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know exactly where I am!” The officer looks at him confused and says “you were going 108 miles per hour!” Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now I’m lost!” The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two men, “Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?” Schrodinger angrily yells back, “We do now!”
TheWildSow over 11 years ago
I still forget…is Barfly’s name pronounced "BARF-ly’ as in vomit, or is he a “Bar-FLY” as in a drunk?
Oh, right. Both!
Caldonia over 11 years ago
It’s difficult for me to believe no one has made a reference to “I am the one who knocks!” What up wit dat? (Perhaps too obvious?)
K M over 11 years ago
I’ve always wondered: Is the cat’s name pronounced “BAR-fly” or “BARF-lee”?
nboady over 11 years ago
The Sunday is up on the comic’s main site.