Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 15, 2013

Bucky sure is desperate. Little does he know that dancing uses up calories. Go Bucky, go. I love his little pot belly bouncing around. If that belly was on a woman, I’d say “It’s a boy.” And Satchel is just milking it for all it’s worth. I love it.

Love those paws.

Satchel is in no position to be looking down on Bucky about HIS weight. In fact, he can’t look down at all due to his own ample pot belly.

Jazz hands are a little gay… but with Bucky it’s jazz paws.On another subject, does Bucky know that the treat bag is empty?

Give him The Full Monty, Bucky!

Do the “Flea” BuckI It’s catchy!

Yes, “Fat Freddy’s Cat”—it all makes sense now!

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Bucky must want that treat VERY badly.

Uhmm…I’m “Happy”…

Kick a doodle Kick a doodle kitty kitty pow pow!

They have toes. Eighteen of them.

Come on, Satch, I think it’s ‘treat worthy’… I mean, at least he’s trying to be good right now… LOL… :D

@WoodEye @Mark He’s a cat, he can have jazz whatever he wants… Though, I agree they are paws… However @Whoever I know men in my area who do ballet, that doesn’t make them ‘gay’… They’re perfecting their physique, and I bet they get pretty girls to dance w/ them, if they want…

@Mary Walker YES!! Or the Ear Mite…

Good job, Darby!… Casually not letting Satch comprehend that the box WAS bigger than Bucky, and that he can be taken to the vet, too!… Hehehe… Guess who may also come back w/ ‘diet food’?… :D

Would’ve liked to have seen how Bucky treated the vet… LOL… ‘Look at de widdle kitty in the box"… Heehee… (Sorry guys, hadn’t logged on here since the carrying case nabbing…)… Did read that one in my local paper, tho… Thought I’d see him scratching a vet right now…

All right, now YOU are attacking ME! Something I never did to you. I offered an apology to Mark. I do not apologize to you. I am offended.

If only fat freddies cat were an online strip too!

Before everyone gets bent out of shape: may I remind you that The Gay Divorcee was not lesbian.“Gay” took on the meaning of “homosexual” only fairly recently. Before then it meant “happy.”

RIP Satch 1999-2013. Your humility and good humor will always be remembered.

You are now tuned into Darby Idol. Please do not adjust your tuning knob.

Think we have a little revenge goin on here. Go Satch.