Pickles by Brian Crane for June 22, 2013

“I’m growing older, but not up, my metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck . . .”

So true…

Now would Earl ever cheat playing a gamewith Nelson?

Earl keeps ditching Gramma Nutt.

Speak for yourself.

I grew sideways first, then never grew up.

My father used to cheat at games with me, and then say, “Okay, I just cheated you. Can you tell me how?” If I didn’t know, he would explain. It was one of his many life lessons to me.

Ask any NFL Coach…

Growing older is mandatory. The alternative is worse. Growing up is optional. But it accelerates the hearse.

I’m a firm believer in what Charles Laughton, the great British actor said about the profession. " Actors are little boys who never grew up. They live in a world of make-believe."At 68, I’m still a kid.

i posted on another strip just a day or two ago, but is relevent here: my grandma used to say the difference between men and boys is the length of their legs; or the price of their toys

she never saw a plasystation 3

maturity is over ratedextended youth if not eternal youth is worthy of developmentwe will all die of something, but let it be a meteorite strike while still young and 955 or so.

I heard some where that Methuselahs last words were“It’s MY turn to ride the pony !”

Earl’s just in his 2nd childhood, or maybe 3rd. Have fun, Earl!