Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2013

Ya think so?

Is it just me, or does Pig seem less dumb today?

Sarcastic? Better than feelin’ flushed.

Just imagine you’re in a little glass bowl in SoHo.

Pithy aphorism from Pig! Good going, Gomer Goldfish!

For an example of suspected sarcasm, see today’s “Barney & Clyde.”

I wonder if the goldfish’s name is “Syd”…

Syd lives with Mooch, and Frank and Millie…..

I am that fish, but I think outside the bowl…It does help a bit, Gomer.

If that fish DOES make it to The Big Apple, the first artist he should meet is John Graziano!

@Number Six—Re: The Prisoner: Was he, or wasn’t he, John Drake??

I was going to post a snarky remark about your habit of posting recipes, but realized I was going to be annoying. So forget it.

Why do you go from comic to comic pasting in recipes that nobody asked for? It’s really quite annoying taking up all the space.

It all sounds fishy to me…

Goldfish needs to get out more, the East Village ain’t what it used to be.

I like my bowl (but not your recipes)

That’s it, Gomer… Think BIG!

LOL xxx

Poor Gomer. I’ll bet that’s what my fish think too. However, in my defense…it’s kinda hard to walk a fish on a leash.

Sarcasm happens to be my second language.