Monty by Jim Meddick for July 25, 2013

I knew you guys thought with it… or them….but I didn’t know they controlled your vision as well.

I should have known, I guess… from the number of times I’ve watched some guy’s eyes wander well below my gaze….or around the room….while we’re talking.

testocular reflex

What next? With his blood flow cut off, will he dare to bend over, causing an explosive rip in those too-tight breeches?

It’s a good thing he can’t get a girlfriend, because I don’t think he can ever have kids after this.

I think Monty should time travel to show his cave woman girlfriend these new jeans, I think she/it would be impressed.

heck, wouldn’t it be more comfortable just to paint your legs blue and put on a belt???

Skinny jeans = muffin top

I just bought a whole lot of new undergarments (because I have lost too much weight and things were not fitting right). They DO include some waist cinchers to wear for parties and such (not just to hang around the house) but those make my new measurements a respectable 35-28-35 (OK for this old gal ;-D).

Not only can’t he bend over, he can’t sit. Or eat. Or drink. .Anyone got a pin to burst his bubble?