Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 14, 2013

If any of therm come out of their shell, they could try their hand at Broadway…. maybe try the West Side ….==Or maybe they’d all just prefer being “Happy Together” …..

Oh, snap!

Doesn’t that one on the left look like Lawrence Ferlinghetti?

Hipster snappin’ turtles.Practicing for “Under Pressure” and “King of the Road”.

don’t I wish. I’ve got live snappers in the ponds – ick, ick, ick. Like nasty slimy dinner plates laying in the sun; plus they eat the pond’s maintenance crew – the mosquito eater minnows, the frogs that chirp, crawdads, everything they can catch.

In Vegas a ’ Snapper is a 2 card Black Jack ’…

Beat NicksWebb Wilder approves

It must be the alliteration that makes us say “cool cat” instead of “cool turtle”.

@Charlie; I was just gonna ask “are you a turtle?” I’ve been one since 1962.

At least they’re not Addams types.

Coming soon – a SyFy Original Movie: Turtlenado!

“And a-one, and a-two …”

“The only one for me is you, and you for me… so happy togetheeeeeeer…..” “…I can’t see me lovin’ nobody but you, for all my life….”

Peshtigo. Sure was hard swimmin’ ’cross that thing, with both hands holding my

the ones with berets and necks are almost extinct. (beatnik spies urban spit barbecuer— “hate to bug ya daddy-o, but your music stopped and your monkey’s on fire!”

Where’s their bongo drums?