Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 07, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: I think it's so great how Patrick McDonnell, creator of the comic strip "Mutts," has "Shelter Stories" week. Pastis: What's that? Goat: He highlights stories of cats and dogs in shelters in hopes of giving them a new home. Pastis: How kind... I should call Patrick and commend him for-- Can you help me give away a rodent? Rat: I heard that! Pastis: Well, no. He's not a cute little puppy. Goat: Tell him we'll throw in cash!
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Tell him it’s a chihuahua… a cussing, beer-guzzling chihuahua.
margueritem over 11 years ago
LOTS of cash!
WoodEye over 11 years ago
It’s too bad you can’t get Mutts in GoComics.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Curse your big ears, Rat! Foiled again!(Today only, we sympathize with Cartoon-Boy.)
edclectic over 11 years ago
Stephan has the right idea: one wants to be rid of rats.
Destiny23 over 11 years ago
I have a rat trap you can borrow! And no, it is NOT one of those silly catch-and-release traps!!
Varnes over 11 years ago
Shouldn’t Rat have a drinking buddy named Fink?
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh how the tables have turned on Rat.
jmartin1955 over 11 years ago
Hilarious
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
Throw in Cash? Mr. John Carter Cash called, he’s NOT interested! His parents would not have been either!
lisapaloma13 over 11 years ago
I don’t remember seeing Goat so excited before…
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
DONT GET RID OF RAAT-BOY!!HE IS MICKEY MOUSES EVIL TWIN!XD :O :D
edclectic over 11 years ago
Big snake notwithstanding, I want nuthin to do with Rat!
finale over 11 years ago
Trading deadline’s passed.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
Pun alert! There’s a :“spooky” pun in “Mother Goose & Grimm” today. http://www.seattlepi.com/comics-and-games/fun/Mgoose/
CYGNUS X1 over 11 years ago
I believe that Stephen will have to PAY to get rid of Rat. I’m sure the rest of the cast will gladly chip in. However, the market for one beer infused lab rat with a p$ssy attitude is questionable.
josephcotten over 11 years ago
And thus Pastis advertises the shelter stories. Good on ya, Stephen!
singlefemalelaywer over 11 years ago
Maybe a donation of Rat for scientific research ??
Badeyes over 11 years ago
http://raticator.com/products/raticator-max/
KAKKAROT1701 over 11 years ago
Awesome!
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Is it a billion bucks, Goat?
Godfreydaniel over 11 years ago
We’ll also throw in a pair of Crocs……….
Number Three over 11 years ago
Way to go, Stephan!
LOL xxx
barister over 11 years ago
Tell him it is the runt of the litter of rat-looking cats LOL,
Godfreydaniel over 11 years ago
I don’t know of any squirrel that deserves less to die than any rat (yes, I AM rather bitter about certain kinds of gardening issues, why do you ask?)
doodlejeeves over 11 years ago
It’ll take a little more than cash, Goat.
katina.cooper over 11 years ago
I like Mutts. Too bad I have to go to another site to read it.
einarbt over 11 years ago
If Rat moved to Mutts would that make both strips better?
HankTheSock over 11 years ago
It’s really hard to imagine Pearls without Rat.
rgcviper over 11 years ago
[Snerk]
A moving initial message, a nice hybrid comic, a funny punchline … what’s not to love here?
alantain over 1 year ago
So close!!