Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 03, 2013

Depthcharge631 said, about 23 hours ago@margueritemWhat is that cute little critter in your photo?

It’s a baby polar bear.

So that’s where they went!

But do you count what goes into the wash and what comes out? You could be losing twice as many as the rest of us. :)

Hmm. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wong%27s_Lost_and_Found_Emporium

The last crate should’ve been marked ‘Dark Socks’

Nixon: “Sock it to me?”

I’ve had socks dissappear from my hand.

Personally, I use a quilting safety pin to keep pairs of socks together. Started doing it when I would have to go to my Dad’s sock drawer to get mine back, Mom put all socks in his drawer automatically. Anyway it made mine easy to identify then and now it keeps them together, not only through the wash cycle but in the sock drawer too.

And all this time I thought they turned into the ball of tangled wire coat hangers.

Oh, those sneaky Vortons! Gotta hand it to them though, they’ll never run out of product!

99 pairs of socks in the drawer, 99 pairs of socks. Take some down, wash them around, 98 pairs of socks in the drawer….

I wonder if they’re selling Zaphod Beeblebrox’s Ball Point pens? Doug Adams documented how they go missing as well.

ARK OF THE COVENANTDo not open

Leave it to Brewster to find all the stuff in the top secret warehouse

I wonder if these are Vortons or just relatives?http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df9503/df950301.jpg

You will probably earn the Fibonacci Math Prize for discovering the only prime number divisible by two. Mathematicians have been searching for it for centuries, and there it was in your dryer all the time.

Here’s one place they might go: https://myspace.com/thebobsmusic/music/song/where-does-the-wayward-footwear-go-74697616-82427330

I think that clarification invalidates your original insult. You want to delete anything?

2 IS 2 and as such can be divded by two (itself)..If you divide 7 by 2 you will achieve a result, just not an exact one.

The missing sock joke is a little old!