Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 30, 2013

He’ll be a greeter at Wally World in two days flat.

After that statement, she files for divorce.

Marian finds a new use for the Hoover ,

Or she is about to make a big collection on a early payout on his life insurance. :)

He’s about to find out how to live in a vacuum.

I guess Wiley will be giving this guy a head stone tomorrow reading …

Is it because he turned up dead right after that?

the definition of retirement. twice as much husband on half as much pay

Everybody needs some space to themselves.

Even if the space is only 6×3×6.

There’s always homicide. Trouble is, the spouse is always the main suspect.

Let’s start with the weight issue and your hairstyle.

This one will be enlarged and given to my in-laws. My father-in-law recently retired, and he said the nearly the same thing. That last earthquake you felt was his wife’s response.

Sounds like my WIFE

Ouch!

I swear I’ve seen this one before. Re-run?

His former underlings will want to see pictures of the results, and then buy his wife a drink.

i am wondering what is the management theory behind micromanaging. micromanaging, stack employee ranking, 6 sigma, black belt, and other management “strategies” should be discontinued.

Milania – Copyright 09

Is he a congressman?

Nah, they’ll get an RV and then be even more confined together.

A bet a Domestic Maintenance job opens up soon…..

Mrs. Douglas MacArthur was supposed to have said: “I married you for better or worse but NOT for lunch!”

This is a re-run of one of my favorites. The one on my fridge is dated 6-16. Probably 2009 the week before I retired.

He dummy, finish the statement ’ …micromanage what ever it is you do all day… OR I can go play golf until dark everyday.

News Flash! Retired Businessman Dies In Freak Accident After A Very Short Retirement! More on this as it develops.

I recall one retiree who tried to do this sort of thing. He rearranged the kitchen in his first week, and now gets to cook all the meals. He wised up soon after that.

I’ve met many women who found full time jobs primarily because their husbands retired.

That looks more like famous last words…

David: I can relate! My wife still works part-time, and it helps keep us both semi-sane. Part of my reason for retirement was disabilities that “snuck up” over time, so I’m limited on some things, but still keep as busy as possible, physically, because it’s “use it, or lose it”.

Of course, the man is always clueless and overbearing. Come on Wiley, stop being such a bitch and think up something less cliché!

Because….she killed him.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

As far as actual retirements go, I can do you one better. When my brother-in-law first announced to my sister his intention to retire from his government job, she replied, “Well, you’re not going to sit around the house all day while I have to go out and work. Get a job!” Which, being the whipped person he is, he did. Now he’s working and she is not, supposedly to take care of my other sister, who really only needs her help on rare occasion.

A recycled strip I do believe

Oh, how true,how true.