Monty by Jim Meddick for August 27, 2013
August 26, 2013
August 28, 2013
Transcript:
Ah! Windsor Hall... The most prestigious private academy on the eastern seaboard! Here you'll find the leaders of tomorrow!... Future CEOs, statesmen, bank presidents, entrepreneurs! And yet even in these lofty ranks, I am a standout! A Titan among giants! La creme de la creme! Inevitably however, my coveted status does seem to invite and be as detractors... Sedgwick's neocortex consists in large part of equine excrement.
gocomics about 11 years ago
Windsor Hall = satiric reference to Choate Rosemary Hall.
Steve Bartholomew about 11 years ago
Sounds like nobody there gets trained in anything useful.
Monster Hesh about 11 years ago
His countenance is likewise reminiscent of that of a short-muzzled Chinese canine.
superflash about 11 years ago
Keep a stiff upper lip, Sedgie!
Randy B Premium Member about 11 years ago
The rest?Bovine.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
One must truly appreciate a literate locker-door scrawled put-down. In School regulation uniform, Young Master Sedgwick Nuttingham is but one among many, an equal among equals, and that must be pretty galling, —Even if one’s neocortex is largely composed of Meadow Muffins….
jeto Premium Member about 11 years ago
Sedgwick should be the youngest member of the Bohenian Club of the Grova
yangeldf about 11 years ago
he says he’s going to be one of the great leaders of the future, but his sensibilities are so rooted in antiquated times I can only see him going bankrupt because he will try to run his company like it’s 1950 or something.
chriscc63 about 11 years ago
ha ha, how the mighty fall
hometownk Premium Member about 11 years ago
And here I thought he was home schooled with a private tutor.
quartermain about 11 years ago
He will attract Bullies like flypaper!
boldyuma about 11 years ago
Just wait till he sees the limericks they wrote about himin the bathroom stall…There was a pimply pudgie named Sedgwick(naw… I better not finish it)
steveryans about 11 years ago
Except for neither of these things are true. I went to private high school, college and grad school to get a better education than I could in public school (though the public schools near me were very good as well). Also many sons went to West Point to join the military as officers instead of enlisted men, which was a far greater honor. Get it right before you throw your classist nonsense into the public forum.
vldazzle about 11 years ago
That’s one of the nicest things about playing in the Middle Ages, that they value courtesy as much as other accomplishments (and go to great effort to assist anyone else, as well as to teach). I especially like that most folks there really value the hand arts of all kinds as we give all awards with parchmentine scrolls and most costumes (even footware and armour) are hand made, sometimes by those wearing them, others by purchase or barter. Furniture for camping events likewise (especially by the SERIOUS players).
No one would think of making such statements as Sedgwick or his detractor.