Pickles by Brian Crane for August 30, 2013

Looks like she likes him better this way!

Maybe he should have phrased that more carefully …

Dutch oven pants.

Earl just got his first wedgie.

" Perhaps, I misspoke ? "

I like my, old comfortable, friend…

I’ve been told I’m like an old quilt, a life made of scattered, unrelated bits and pieces, but with a soft, warm side for everybody.

WOW! those suckers got some STRETCH to ’em!

Looks like he’s REALLY glad to see her….

Serves you right Earl, lucky she didn’t try to shove your foot in your mouth physically, since you did it literally!

She reminds me of tight-fitting dress shoes or a dress shirt who’s neck size is one size too small.

Just a crotchety old man.

At least Earl changes his outfit once in a while…

phew

Opal should buy a pair, she would change her mind, they are comfortable.

Earl, while you’re there, take a good look at yourself.

I bet you did, Earl.

LOL xxx

“Some women just can’t take compliments.”-By the power NOT vested in me, I declare this the best comment of the day.

All the years that you have been married Earl, and you still have not yet learned that wives really do not want you to be completely honest with them despite what they say. What they really want you to say is, “No dear, that dress does not make your butt look big,” and “Yes dear, you are as beautiful as the day we were married,” and “Dinner was absolutely spectacular,” etc. Women in general and wives in particular want you to deceive them as long as you help them perpetuate their own myths.

A reverse Atomic Wedgie! Earl’s gettin’ a good whiff, maybe he’ll decide it’s time to wash those stanky things.

If I was in charge of anything I would make it illegal to wear sweatpants anywhere other than your bedroom, and those nasty leggings too!! People are just SLOBS.