Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 29, 2013

…and that’s not a giant straw. It’s just a hose to provide the bubbles.

Don’t worry, penguins, it’s easy to confuse the crocs; just ask them if the glass is half full or half empty.

Cleopatra and Sarah Bernhardt favoured milk baths. Or was that Anna Held. Perhaps both.

I knew Pastis was milking this penguin arc…

Cue killer milk sharks in 3… 2… 1….

leetle oreo tings.

Those are some lazy crocs! Dip your own Oreos!

Ask the croc if the milk is warm enough and ask the croc to test it. Turn the glass upside down.

wa?

How could any legitimate adoption agency put the penguins with Zeeba Zeeba Eata?

On 2nd Thought—Why am I using the word “legitimate” in connection with THIS comic strip?!?

Didn’t have an Oreo for decades. Then I found Peanut Butter Oreos..Researchers now say that the brain reacts similarly after eating Oreos or doing hard drugs!

Will the penguin-Oreos get dipped? Or is Larry the Big Dip in this strip? Stay tuned, Oreo lovers!

If laughter is good for you, then I got a helluva boost today!

thx Mr. Pastis

There would be two schools of thougth on that I’d think….Those who think the glass is half full and those who think its half empty..and,.Those who would complain that the polar bear didn’t displace the milk and raise its level….

The observation has been made that whether the glass is half full or half empty depends quite directly on whether one is pouring into it or drinking out of it. As for the related optimist/pessimist conjecture, an optimist thinks “this is the best of all possible worlds!” A pessimist is sure of it. Myself, I think I’ll have another Oreo™ cookie.

could Crocs survive being thrown in there?

Oreo tings meet the Crocs! LOL

Thank you!

All of a sudden those penguins look like lemmings wearing tuxedos.

How did they get off that chunk of ice without getting eaten by the miss placed polar bear?

“take a deep”, not “take a dip” you stoopid croc. Git yer language straight.

Careful crocs S.American oreos have been attacked by Vampire bats!! (Actual news item!!)

Goodbye, Morty & Saul.

Nice knowing you.

xxx

The Penguins Of Madagascar would know it’s a trap in a instant! I didn’t think these two would be that gullible!

I wonder if they have a nice tasty frosting in the middle. YUM, I can just see the crocks trying to twist them apart.

Godfrey Cambridge took milk baths in “Watermelon Man”.

Hmmm, how do you make a penguin shake?

I know this is a Sheldon Cooper perspective, but a glass is always full, unless it is in a vacuum. This one is half full of milk, and half full of air.