Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2013

What’s the problem? Not fresh enough????

The cow has GOT to go (along with the roof covered with greens).

I don’t know whether you’ve killed the mood, Pig, but you’ve certainly managed to gross Pigita out, in any event (and why are you still dating her, anyway? You know she always treats you like something that she stepped in!).

Anything and everything kills the mood for women, and that’s not even considering whether they were in the mood in the first place.

yup….any time a pig grabs one of those, the mood is killed….

Nice shootin’, Rex.

Maybe Pigita will be so mad that she’ll storm out and never come back! I can hope, can’t I? All hail, the cow stuck in the roof! Moo!

That’s it. Time to call Guard Duck.

Pig, you are a well… In your case you just can’t help it…!

I actually, think that it’s pretty cool. I want a green roof!

I would love a fresh milk spigot!

“The mood” isn’t the only thing that’s in danger of being killed!

I am sooooo reminded of a sequence from Liberty Meadows, where Cow kidnapped Mark Derail (sp? A parody of Mark Trail). The published version had Cow giving Mark a glass of milk and commenting about how she “made it herself.” The uncensored version showed her fill the glass for him (with her back to the audience). Can’t imagine why the syndicate wouldn’t let Frank Cho go with that….Oh, hey! Look what Sunday’s Liberty meadows was: http://www.gocomics.com/libertymeadows/2013/11/03#.Uno_4I2-NcI

She should be grateful it wasn’t a bull…

Wow! When Pigita says “jump”…………

Pig, your milking it for all it’s worth but apparently it ain’t worth a squirt!

Hilarious!

I’m not sure what the problem is. Where does Pigita think milk comes from?

Pig really killed the "moo"d. (Why didn’t anyone else get to this one before?)

don’t play with anothers teats while you date is watching

Does this remind anyone else of the Marx Brothers dispensing milk from a rubber glove? (A Night at the Opera?)

Just don’t kill the Mooooo-d..

I know my last comment was udderly bad..

No, Pig. You just done it in style.

A very bad style.

LOL xxx

I just spewed turkey sandwich on my computer monitor.

On my granny’s farm, a farm cat would hang around the milking area till the uncle who was hand-milking the cow would squirt milk into its mouth. Maybe if Pigita were a cat . . .

Once again, Pig is left holding the bag.

Well, fresh milk IS a lot better and thicker than store-bought milk.

Typical male