Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 07, 2013

I’m surprised she didn’t say that the trapdoor opened to an alligator-filled swamp, the bully that she is. It would have served her purpose better…

Made ya look!

And it’s where the Great Pumpkin lives.

Linus: “I assumed a long stairway more probable than my own sister lying to me!”

Ah, the innocence of childhood. In the late 60’s, at about the age of 8, the kid next door and I decided that we could turn his pedal jeep car into a candy machine. We never asked ourselves how wailing on it with hammers and things was going to change it into a candy machine, we just thought we could, so we tried. Where did we think the candy was going to come from? Details, details. We made a few dents, did no real harm, went back inside as the sun set and grew up way too fast. Man, this life thing needs a rewind button. I want to believe again.

No, it’s the door to Snoopy’s doghouse that leads to all that.

There’s nothing under the board/trap door, Linus.

The stairway is very small.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary… oh, just looked. Never mind.

Lucy should’ve lifted it first.

The joke that was told to freshman when I was in high school was that there was a pool under the gym floor, partly for the purpose of the Underwater Basket-Weaving classes. And that was a nun that told me that! She had me up to the UBW classes.

Why can’t someone push Lucy down 14 flights of stairs with a load of crabs scuttling about?I don’t call her “Crabby McCrab” for nothing. At least then she would be with her REAL relatives!xxx

@AmyGrantfan51774:I’m in northern Kentucky, close to Cincinnati. I saw Amy Grant once, back in 1983 or 1984, I think. Got her to sign one of her albums for me. She was very nice and friendly.

Linus lifting the board reminded me of a scene from the most recent episode of “The Walking Dead”…… 8o

Sorry to say but Yes she is putting you on

“You’re putting me on!” Ya think?

Lucy can be so mean to Linus sometimes.

why did Lucy say that to Linus?????!!!!!!!!!!