Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2013
December 07, 2013
December 09, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat...what are you doing here? Rat: Goat said you got an office job. I told him I had to see it for myself. Pig: It's true! I go to meetings. Read reports, write memos... Rat: But you don't know how to do any of that stuff. Pig: No. But I can learn. Rat: Learn? These corporate types will eat you alive. What are you gonna do the first time some boss comes in here to chew your head off about some stupid memo? Pig: I've got a time-to-duck hole. Rat: You're gonna duck? Guard Duck: We're gonna tell him to write his own @#&#@*@ memo. Pig: Everyone needs a time-to-duck hole. Guard Duck: Can someone bring me a donut?
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
I can see this strip appearing in cubicles across America on Monday.:“Get your own duckin’ coffee!”
VictoryRider almost 11 years ago
PIg does need LGD around every now and then. He could help with Rat on occasion for that matter.
blunebottle almost 11 years ago
Pig’s got a winning plan for once.
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
I just hope Pig’s coworkers don’t accuse him of fowl play.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Hurrah for Little Guard Duck! —Even if his quack was a little off-color. Get that brave duck all the donuts he wants!
favm almost 11 years ago
A time to duck hole in your desk is better than a computer in your desk.
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Duck!
Ichabod Ferguson almost 11 years ago
Since, as rat says, pig doesn’t know how to do any of those things, he’ll probably wind up being the boss anyway.
jmartin1955 almost 11 years ago
I would have ordered one of these before I worked from home
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
“AFLAC!!” … ?
finale almost 11 years ago
…..no, a burro.
RACerri32 almost 11 years ago
YIPPEEE! LGD to the rescue @ CORZAK – Where there’s a will, there’s a way, and LGD’s real name is Willy Way!
A_NY_Outlaw almost 11 years ago
everyone should ask for a Guard duck for Christmas.
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
Well, at least Pig’s new job isn’t in a post office.
Bandera_Ken almost 11 years ago
For once Rat is speechless.
corzak almost 11 years ago
omg there’s a duck with a helmet in my yard right nowreachin for something
Number Three almost 11 years ago
And what have you done with YOUR life, Rat?
xxx
Treesong almost 11 years ago
I get the joke, but it seems to depend on ‘time-to-duck hole’ being a familiar phrase. I’ve never seen it and I haven’t been able to Google it.
tazz555 almost 11 years ago
This kind of scheme shoukdve had Rat with the job with. Goat or Zeebah Neighba bringing up what he cant do
Venetus Alpha almost 6 years ago
I want that, but portable!