Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 28, 2013

Its true!

Perhaps, but I bet the dinosaur will be able to classify you quite easily……as lunch.

Will your spear outgun his small arms?

Poof! The anomaly disappeared in a puff of logic!(The disappearance actually sounded like “Chomp!”)

This could be a real confrontation in the foreseeable future. With the advances of genetic sciences and the discovery of ‘possibly viable’ dinosaur DNA found inside large fossils’ bone marrow. Some nut will decide that he needs a gov’t grant to clone a real dinosaur…

Sure why not clone/create the one of the greatest predators to ever live on this planet… Jurassic park here we come… and there we go.

If one were cloned and ate a human, it would then be put on the endangered species list so that it couldn’t be killed for just that one infraction. How many human snacks would it take to get rid of it?

Did he learn the meaning of “anomaly” from Alley Oop?

Dinosaur: You may be right. You may know what “anomaly” means, but I’m five times your size and I have teeth, so you know what? I don’t care. [CHOMP].

Avian dinosaurs survived.

I think, therefore you aren’t.

especially love it in jurassic park when the t rex eats the lawyer.

“One of us is food.” He is a lizard of few words, and tiny ones at that.

“I am not an anomaly”, he said yummily.

CHOMP! coming

with such short arms how did he play with…or wipe…or pick his…

I love how the dinosaur has little tiny hands like the characters in Dilbert

Since the oxygen content of the atmosphere has changed considerably since giant proto-birds roamed the earth …well, what’s one more anomaly.

There were never any Dinosaurs! Just a myth. Everyone knows that the fossils were just planted by ancient aliens from Pluto. ;)

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

What’s your point, Clovis?

HAH! Knowledge is power. Word knowledge is absolute power. Therefore, words….never mind.

As a practical matter, there is a difference between being “right” and being “dead right”. ;-)

In all phylogeny there is no precedent for the ontogeny of a verbally adroit caveman.

One bite from that T-Rex, no more anomaly.

I’m beginning to think that most here did not get this one. I still say that he’s saying, “I think, therefore you don’t exist.”

I realize these things are written/drawn far in advance of publication date….but that won’t stop what I am about to say. I was hoping for another run in with the over sized turkey Danae and Lucy almost found in the woods a few months back,since it would be on cue for Thanksgiving:) .Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

There are a lot of people out there publishing under the title: ‘What you thought was science has now been disproven’. I will tune-in next year and see what the majority thinks is ‘wisdom’. (sarcasm)

Thanks for the link, @Pepe. It contains a link to an even better website that addresses this nonsense of the Paluxy dinosaur + “man” tracks very exhaustively. @Nabuquduriuzhur should be ashamed to bring up such psuedo-science nonsense.

It does not matter if what is there should not be here. What matters is what is here makes you not want to be there. ..RUN!!!

It might be a short-lived anomaly…