Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: Did you know that Christmas in Australia takes place in the summer? Pig: Summer? Santa can't wear his big red suit in the summer. How would he dress? Santa: Ho ho *urp* Pig: Well, there's an image I didn't need in my head. Rat: Fat men shouldn't wear tighty-whities.
Bilan almost 11 years ago
At least the tighty-whities aren’t down under.
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
And instead of reindeer, Santa’s sleigh is pulled by six white boomer kangaroos. (“Six White Boomers” is a novelty Australian Christmas song.)
legaleagle48 almost 11 years ago
OK, I’m with Pig. That mental image is just disturbing!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Down under wear.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
I thought Santa had elves, not Jockeys.
kamb8 almost 11 years ago
I think Pig said what’s on all our minds.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
NO-NO-NO!!!
Nebulous Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Could be worse.He could be wearing Speedos.
WelshRat Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I was out in Aus last Christmas. Kalgoorlie, W.A. to be precise. 45 Degrees C and Santa wears a lightweight version of the normal kit. And the beard.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
“Men over 40 shouldn’t take their shirts off.. It scares the animals and confuses the children”…..Red Green…..
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
You did that on purpose, Cartoon-Boy! I’ll never be able to look at Santa the same again! And it’s your fault! Ewww!
JohnoTeacher almost 11 years ago
“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way . . Christmas in Australia on a scorching Summer’s day – HEY!Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut,Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute!”- Aussie Jingle Bells, Colin Buchanan
Enoki almost 11 years ago
It coulda been worse… Santa could have been wearing a Speedo!
celeconecca almost 11 years ago
@Enoki – I thought he DID wear speed-os on Christmas eve.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Santa could be wearing Speedos…but their real name would still be MIster Earl!
(under 30, ask your grandparents to explain this!)
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 11 years ago
So they don’t have bathing suits or short trousers? BVD’s are the only option? Or is this just one more cartoonist who thinks guys in tightie whities is a guaranteed laugh no matter how many times it’s done?
eyebuzz Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Reason number one not to visit Australia…
wgwonka almost 11 years ago
This is worse than the discussion, is Santa White or Black?
boogshine almost 11 years ago
Looks like he saw my buddy’s video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MimYEBq-o54
mgstrick almost 11 years ago
http://youtu.be/bjwXR0_c3KoThis image of Santa will make this one tame, lol.
jud03005 almost 11 years ago
I’d rather him wearing the Tighties-whities than not.
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
Tighty-whiti1es my hind quarters. Santa’s wearing freaken Depends. And I thought you were cruel on our eyes for showing us a fat man (Calvin) in a speedo, Pastis. This is just sadistic to our poor eyeballs. Santa in a diaper.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@felinefan55—Please take a look at “The Cadillacs Speedo” on youtube. They sing it better than I can explain it!
Varnes almost 11 years ago
edclectic, brilliant…..
captainofgondor almost 11 years ago
I thought in warmer climes, Santa wears red and white baggies and flip-flops.
edonline almost 11 years ago
If Santa is celebrating Christmas in the Australian summer, shouldn’t he be wearing a pair of budgie smugglers?