Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 31, 2013

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    He’s too cheap for her.

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    anniebodyhome  almost 11 years ago

    Guess who’s coming to dinner?

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    Superfrog  almost 11 years ago

    He may be loaded but he’s not in the same glass.

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 11 years ago

    So what is he supposed to be?

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 11 years ago

    So size does matter :)

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    PICTO  almost 11 years ago

    “A box of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou…

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    orinoco womble  almost 11 years ago

    What a blockhead! She’ll be whining about him any day now…

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    blunebottle  almost 11 years ago

    Isn’t he a little young for you….?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    This has aged her parents a few extra years.But at least they were polite and didn’t pop their corks.

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    But when he is empty, he decomposes.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 11 years ago

    He has shatter proof personality

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    katzenbooks45  almost 11 years ago

    Think inside the box.

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    sbchamp  almost 11 years ago

    “He’s a boxer…”

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    tahoeh2o  almost 11 years ago

    He’s a boxer…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    yeh, but when he’s empty she’ll just toss him up on the slag heap along with all her other discards

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    orinoco womble  almost 11 years ago

    Yeah, once she’s squeezed him to the dregs, she’ll be looking for a new flavour of the month.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 11 years ago

    Wine they have kids she’ll have something to grape about, and he’ll be spouting off. Hopefully the lawyers won’t be pouring over her living spill after he cracks her glass.

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    No accounting for tastes; he must have other hidden attributes.

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    JR6019  almost 11 years ago

    Look at her expression. She’s making her parents squirm and loving it. She’s only with him to bug her parents. Typical.

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    Reality,really?  almost 11 years ago

    This is what happens when you think outside the box

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    bmonk  almost 11 years ago

    He’s got them boxed in . . .

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