Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 16, 2013

Joe – you should know better than to lead Eddie on. Now, he’ll never shut up.

Some of my best memories are hallucinations.

Man, it took me forever to realize that was a whale of a tail in panel 1.

You’re all missing the point here, . . . In a cartoon, no one every gets hurt, and the only one who is hallucinating is Wiley Miller!

I thought I remembered this strip in the Boston Globe and Eddie’s “B” on his hat confirms it.

This is going to be a whale of a tale… or is it a tail of a whale ?

I think you need to rewrite it a bit:Santa got run over by a fishing boat.Out delivering presents Christmas EveSome folks think there’s no such thing as Eddie,But Mrs Claus and Rudolf, they believe.

Eddie’s adventures are worth more than season fantasy…

Oh goodie! Another Uncle Eddie story. {grabs a bowl of popcorn and sits down}

Might you have been drunk or otherwise impaired at the time?

Actual bumper sticker I once saw; Warning! I break for hallucinations!

@Alex RorkeWell Eddies from Maine and we all know Maniacs all follow the Sox.

It’s Moby Claus!!!

yup, thanks for the tip about the whale’s tail because I wasn’t seeing it at first.

Nope. Flipped by a whale’s tail, and landed on Santa’s sleigh… may explain why no one got any gifts that year….

Sometimes hallucinations are just mythcalculations within dreams.

Worst part of signing on in the morning (rather than late in the night…after 11 P.M. locally) Seems all the best comments…at least everything that crosses my mind, has already been posted!

Hey – what about Kyle? (I was patient for a week….)

Only “big talker” I ever saw in Eddie’s class was that river guide on “THE RED GREEN SHOW”.

I can’t remember I think they called him “Shawn Hennessey” or something like that. (or maybe Si Roberston)

He told some real ‘whoppers’ on that show.

Why is Eddie’s Red Sox hat in USC colors?

What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?