Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 21, 2013

So…..Eddie’s stories are nothing but the truth. I love it.

NO ONE EVER LISTENS!!!!!

Santa only uses his sleigh once a year; by next Xmas Eddie will have caught enough… uh, what does Eddie fish for again besides another round?

Love the exclamation point and the tipped over shot glass….But, man, who knows what a flying sleigh costs these days….Eddie’s going to have to sell some of his stories to Non Sequitur to raise a little cash to pay for that……..

The least he could have done, was brought out a drink for Santa!!!

Santa doesn’t have rental replacement on his collision insurance…?

Yeah, Santa. Captain Eddie is going to replace your sleigh. He hasn’t even figured out that “aneosis” is an insult.

Karma’s a b!tch, and there’s no seasonal bonuses in this line of work. Now, hitch up Pauly and let’s fly.

Where’s The Grinch when we need ’im?

And have you any idea what reindeer cost???? Never mind the upkeep!

Hey, what goes around comes around – one of these days people are going to BELIEVE you. Merry Christmas, everyone.

Ridiculous and un-funny.

If your presents smell fishy this year…you’ll know why!

Thank goodness Santa’s doing the driving. Electronic gear or not, ole Capt. Eddy’s navigation skills are suspect, at bestI >< I wondered why the Eddie Bauer shirts I got last year for Christmas, smelled like lobsters.><

Maybe a little “magic dust” is in order…

Nice touch!

Poor Eddie, trapped in his own yarn. Shows that tales have more consequences than intended. You do the moral of the story!

When I was four, my mother called me a liar. Family legend has it I told her “I’m not lying, Momma, just telling stories.”

A sleigh named . . . . Anoesis!

I still don’t believe this story. Eddie could never have come out of this that good!

I’m going to take a not-so-wild guess here that the troll, milania, is an untalented wannabe cartoonist who, rather than doing anything to elevate and improve himself, goes around disparaging the work of successful cartoonists. The seething jealousy is quite obvious.

Truth is stranger than fiction… which is probably why more people are religionists than are scientists.

Is this an imagination or real. Why didn’t Santa come into the diner and join them.