Pickles by Brian Crane for December 26, 2013

A few months after I first got glasses, I was able to pull my glasses further up on my nose without using my hands and started wondering how. I looked in a mirror and found I was wiggling my ears.

I can wiggle my ears but they’re too small to fly.

But can Earl wiggle his mustache?!

When I was a child, my next door neighbor could wiggle his ears – he is the only person that I have known that could actually do it! His kids would bring their friends into the house so they could all see him do it.

Maybe we just don’t train enough.

As he gets older, he will learn how to wiggle a few more things.

All that skill, and a Quarter, will get you a dial tone.

Samantha could wiggle her nose !

I had a first cousin who would drive his teachers into a fury by wiggling his scalp at them.

Can you wiggle your eyes and move them left and right independently?

My father could roll his scalp forward and it would be all wrinkled then roll it backward and make it smoothe as normal. He kept our three boys puzzled and entertained. over the years the first thing they wanted to see was grandpa do the head thing when we went to West Virginia.