Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 09, 2014
February 08, 2014
February 10, 2014
Transcript:
Homer the Reluctant Soul. The Roman adventure continues. Banking on their regard for human life, I told my captors that I needed live bait to complete the wolf trap I constructed to protect their livestock. They did not disappoint... Woman: Give him the slave girl. What they hadn't figured out yet was the real function of it was to trap them, not wolves... But to pull off the escape, I had to keep up the charade and wait to tell the girl what I was really doing... Girl: Why are you doing this to me? Homer: Shh... Almost there. Now...run! Girl: What?! Into the wolf-infested woods? Homer: Either that or back to Signora Spietato. Girl: Oh...great choice. We need to talk about your communication skills, shepherd-boy... Homer: Ok, but let's survive the night first.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
He should have said run with ME in the first place…no wonder he keeps um…being dispatched…..
Varnes almost 11 years ago
“Give him the slave girl!”…Man that would be so much easier than going to the bar and hittin’ on chicks…
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Varnes almost 11 years ago
And the one in the middle there….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 11 years ago
The slavers are none too swift; why would you need bait in the woods when the trap is around the pig pen?
watmiwori almost 11 years ago
The shepherd prolly knows a trick or two to keep the wolves at bay.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Signora Spietato: Cruella DeVille’s great-great-great-great-great-etc-grandmother.
Dr.silly almost 11 years ago
How do you prefer your crow prepared, argy-bargy? Grilled, roasted or fried? :-)
Wiley creator almost 11 years ago
I was wondering how long it’d take for someone to point that out! Much longer than I thought it would take. Thanks!
bransom almost 11 years ago
What you’re saying is that slavery may be better than the alternative. It has gotten such a bad rap over the years!
dabugger almost 11 years ago
oh hell…..
Dr.silly almost 11 years ago
Question…and I’m asking seriously…what exactly is your point?
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
So many questions….but I’m sure they will all be answered in time.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Ashburn, it ain’t over yet…
Varnes almost 11 years ago
malania I feel more like a real hep cat….
dzw3030 almost 11 years ago
@Wiley, It adds to the series when the cartoonist talks with the fans. Thank You!
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
Yeah, that’s really cool!
bookworm0812 almost 11 years ago
I really wish they would tell this tale in the daily comics. I can’t remember week to week what I’ve read and I’m not going to go back every week. I’d like to get to the end of this already!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 11 years ago
This is still boring. As promised, I’m out of here — permanently.
jollyjack almost 11 years ago
How can we miss you if you never actually leave!
HouseApe almost 11 years ago
Wolves? I’d be more worried about the Rodents Of Unusual Size!