Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 31, 2014
January 30, 2014
February 01, 2014
Transcript:
Rob: This movie script you wrote is insane. You can't sell this... You can't even read this. Bucky: I would say that's more a reflection on your education than my script. Rob: Ok. Let's explore that. Here's an excerpt: Mike enter room and speaker: "Who that has taken my food?" Shout Mike. "Who it is I kill you! Killed!" Bucky: That's dialogue gold, baby. Rob: That's bad grammar, Buck. Bucky: Pssh. Lemme tell ya something, webster. Grammar am for people who can't think for myself. Understand me?
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bkybl Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I wouldn’t call Bucky’s grammar bad, I’d call it chaotic.
JusSayin almost 11 years ago
Well, on my comics, this is just after Mythtickle. Dialog like the Buckster’s worked okay for Yoda from Star Wars™.
Forbin Project almost 11 years ago
Rob is an idiot. You don’t use correct grammar when writing dialog. You write to fit the character. An urban street thug isn’t going to speak in the King’s English..Now Buck’s stage directions need a lot of work.
naturally_easy almost 11 years ago
I’ve never expected good grammar from any of my cats. I wouldn’t want Rob for a neighbor, relative or even a distant associate. And if he’s doing drugs he doesn’t show that side in the strip. (Would explain a lot, though, wouldn’t it?)
WaitingMan almost 11 years ago
Fun with punctuation: She has pimples on her, but I love her. or; She has pimples on her butt. I love her.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Sounds like the kid next door, talking t o his brudder.
herdocow almost 11 years ago
If Bucky weren’t so sure of himself, he would have problems!
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Bucky doesn’t just murder the English vocabulary he tortures it first.
J Short almost 11 years ago
I see Tarantino picking up this script.
jbarr68407 almost 11 years ago
I can’t help but think “‘Boom!’ Goes the dynamite.”
rshive almost 11 years ago
Random grammar.
FishDog93 almost 11 years ago
Ebonics?? lol!
Ferret-Fever almost 11 years ago
2 opposable thumbs up for this script!!!
ladamson1918 almost 11 years ago
Bucky sounds like the future of language use in the U.S.
smollett almost 11 years ago
That’s comic gold, Buck!
rocketscientist almost 11 years ago
“All your base are belong to us!”
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Cat from the Hood.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Is it bad that what Buck said made perfect sense to me?
TebalYahu almost 11 years ago
Sad, but my next door neighbor talks like Bucky.
lmonteros almost 11 years ago
For a minute there, I thought I was reading comments on a Yahoo! story.
Keith Messamer almost 11 years ago
Nope. I don’t understanded you. That’s why proper grammar helps, you anti-grammar nazis.
Radical-Knight almost 11 years ago
Can’t argue with that logic… or vocalized abuse.