Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 29, 2014

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    Ida No  almost 11 years ago

    So, should I file my briefs?

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    watmiwori  almost 11 years ago

    The right to have Beula remain silent is hereby specifically waived. Do you understand that?[gulp] I do.

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    hermit48  almost 11 years ago

    Bar & GRILLED?

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    Superfrog  almost 11 years ago

    Are they all soliciting?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 11 years ago

    Really, isn’t it like that when it’s NOT speed dating and there are no lawyers involved?

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    Varnes  almost 11 years ago

    Bar and Grilled. Sir Wiley Miller, I salute you….You shall be known forever more as the context king…I am agape, sir….

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    Superfrog  almost 11 years ago

    Very dry. :)

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    thirdguy  almost 11 years ago

    Yes, but that is after he consumed the entire GDP of Scotland!

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    puddlesplatt  almost 11 years ago

    I vote for the couple with the ponytails…ain’t love wonderful, the first few weeks (it that much)

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    Linguist  almost 11 years ago

    My alcoholic friend wanted to be a lawyer but he could never pass the bar.

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    dabugger  almost 11 years ago

    wow….how boring; who will be the judge?

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    Destiny23  almost 11 years ago

    Mr. Smiley is DEFINITELY hiding something…

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    Reality,really?  almost 11 years ago

    How about a song for the wedding march. " layers in love ". Nah who’d write a song w a title like that!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Lawyers would never speed date – they bill by the hour!

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    chuckercan  almost 11 years ago

    That’s why they call it the ‘Bar Exam’.

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    phoenixnyc  almost 11 years ago

    Um…shouldn’t this be “speed dating for cops”? When exactly would an attorney say this?

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    Caddy57  almost 11 years ago

    A “Mental Pause” must set in for them to get together.

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    Caddy57  almost 11 years ago

    Key it up to the tune of “Love and Marriage” but I call it Merger and Marriage.

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    wrwallaceii  almost 11 years ago

    You should have mentioned it to the judge… his friend, ( now deceased) might still have been alive if the judge had done his job honestly.

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    westny77  almost 11 years ago

    Dude this is your clue get up and run as far as you can.Lady don’t flatter yourself you are not Doris Day.

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