Monty by Jim Meddick for February 05, 2014
February 04, 2014
February 06, 2014
Transcript:
Even if we can't turn off the self-destruct module, perhaps we can disable it... Aha! Stand aside! I found EB's instruction book! Ok... Just remove this bolt... Slide this over... And... Hmm... Now there's a diagram of two people holding what looks to be a large snorkel. May I see that? These are instructions for an IKEA swivel chair... Hey... 1) those IKEA booklets don't have any words... 2) the drawings on the front looked like a robot to me.
Randy B Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That’s a Snørkël.
tattooedcyberidiot almost 11 years ago
Apparently Breton is writing Ikea instructions these days
hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Well, that was a waste of time, Monty.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Randy, good one…Hee!
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Right; just chatter on, lads, while the countdown to Armageddon runs out the clock.Maybe E.B.’s self-destruct will turn out to be defective? I hope!
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
alas…all is lost.
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
I have assembled other furniture and more exercise equipment but none from IKEA. Did not know no directions were verbal, but that seems better, as most have atrocious grammar. Many things really should require 2 sets of hands, but I manage with my own and pillows (as elsewhere when I have no one).
Daeder almost 11 years ago
I just assumed they’d have to travel back in time to prevent the self destruct button from being pushed.
knoffc almost 11 years ago
This is a rehash of a joke (and a similar plot line) from the Robotman Days. Still enjoying it though.