Monty by Jim Meddick for March 09, 2014
Transcript:
Ok, Mr. Montahue, today we remove your filling and put in a temporary crown... If you experience any undue discomfort, let me know, and I'll administer additional novocaine... Aahhhh! Dear Lord, no! No! Mr. Montahue, this is just a saliva ejector wand... They're demonstrating the Bokwa workout on Live! With Kelly and Michael...
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
If I didn’t watch tv I’d spent all my time on the computer but not eating. Hmm.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Thankfully, I have no idea what Monty is talking about.So, just on with the dentistry (by the way, are TVs the new norm in dental offices? My dentist has, as has always been the case, a radio, set to a mild-mannered station—“easy listening” or the like).
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
He’s speaking quite clearly (legibly?) for someone on Novocaine.
ComicGent over 10 years ago
Ah ! but, if like me you looked it up on Google . . .
Chrisstopher over 10 years ago
The remote is always at my left hand while in the dentist’s chair, but with no sound. Just closed caption.I always watch MSNBC while he works.
billyruffian over 10 years ago
We stopped getting TV signals a couple years ago – best thing that ever happened – didn’t care enough to try and get them back.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
vecihi over 10 years ago
I do translation of tv series and films, so I have to watch some stuff, but I watch nothing that I don’t have to. Particulary because of the way the networks have been treating films (cutting or re-dubbing politically incorrect dialogue, removing whole scenes to fit the time slot, etc)
Only used to watch the NBA games, and I quit that also, since players became musclemen and started to pay more attention to their tattos and hairstyles more than playing men’s basketball.
howellgroup over 10 years ago
The dentist chair is an ideal situation to practice vipassana meditation!
Dr. Midnight over 10 years ago
http://xkcd.com/1299/
slhansen07 over 10 years ago
I have to say, I lost it for Michael (Strahan) when he joined Kelly. Stick with what ya know – football!
drawmelaughing over 10 years ago
Bokwa dance can be seen on youtube.
Garbonyhead over 10 years ago
Other than the NFL & some news shows, I have no use for broadcast T.V.. Thank goodness they now put the worthwhile stuff (plus plenty of broadcast garbage too) on DVDs, so one can pick & choose thru the trash pile for the stuff worth your time!
Barker62 over 10 years ago
My dentist gives me a choice—-TV with or without sound OR off. Plus my hygienist is usually more interesting to talk to.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
The only thing on TV when you go to the dentist are talk shows and soaps. – I usually ask for it to be turned off..Unless there’s some major sporting event going on. At least you don’t need sound.