The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 17, 2014

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago

    8 candy bars for 5 cents, pretty petty even for Burl. Snacks? I can’t imagine going to someone’s house for nibbles and be handed a “gimme” candy bar. I can’t imagine going to the Penny’s and eating anything, but that is another stoy.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Story, sorry fingers dealing with my boyfriend Arthur I. Tis

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Stop hunger,Well, no wonder they support that charity… it’s so dear to Burl and Joy’s hearts.

    They try to stop hunger any and every little chance they get.Their own hunger, that is….

    They never let it get the tiniest toehold.

    Wait till the volunteer says “That’ll be $16, please” for those 8 bars.He drop them so fast they’ll hit the table before she gets to the end of the sentence.

    He thought they were free after you donated. Now he’ll ask for his nickel back. Why should he give them his hard-earned money if they’re OK with letting him go hungry.

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    GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Better make it 8 dozen.

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    orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Yeah….he’ll “break wind”, all right. After he’s wolfed down his share of “the haul”. Give ’til wind breaks, Burl!!

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    orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Joy’s four bars are to wash down all the Twinkies, Donettes, Ho-Ho’s & various & sundry other stuff they’ll be packing away during today’s soiree!!

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    posstockhoarder  over 10 years ago

    Julie has an incredible knack of making these selfish louts despicable every single day!

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    timrinaldo  over 10 years ago

    I think the point she’s making is that these despicable louts are really all of us…

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    InTraining Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Perhaps they are on the new “Chocolate Diet”….. ! ! !O.Oooo.oo.o (End of Dream) …

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    hdstory  over 10 years ago

    These people and who ever draws it are sick. They must have SOME relatives!

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    MotherOfMoses  over 10 years ago

    That ‘shut up’ label always cracks me up.

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    Laura Gildwarg  over 10 years ago

    Oh, gawd, this SOOOOO reminds me of one of the nursing aides from the agency I used to use. She pitched a ß!+¢# because the blanket she got as a thank-you for donating five bucks to a pet welfare charity was ‘cheap’ fleece! ‘I coulda got the same effin’ thing at Walmart for half the price!’ Yeah, that was the WHOLE POINT of making a DONATION: Get YERSELF a nice present. >snort!< Sumthin’ fer nuthin’, I always say! Yes, Virginia, there IS a free lunch . . . er . . . Santa Claus . . . er . . .

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    shamest Premium Member over 10 years ago

    OH MAN what a loser

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    vldazzle  over 10 years ago

    Any fundraiser will only LOSE by having Burl and Joy as contributors. I love eating a piece of chocolate (I give myself a nice little serving of dark chocolate every day when I’m home – usually right after my evening vitamins.

    Yesterday I had my chocolate with my cocktail (Beefeater’s rocks) but since my new man doesn’t like gin, I may be switching to his whiskey (especially when we’re together) because long kisses are better with the same flavor. I may just finish most of the gin I have on hand and then switch altogether.

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