Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 25, 2014

Looks like his reflexes are fine…not so for his judgement.

Today’s background music: “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” by The Beatles.

Pun payback time.

Awful small hammer for payback, Rat…

“Breaking (you) Up Is(n’t) hard To Do”

You should try the other docrat, Stephan ( www.docrat.com.au )

Bad bedside manner taken to the extreme!

I guarantee, your problems at home will be COMPLETELY forgotten by the time you leave the office! However, your depression will be worse…

I guess it wasn’t this rat who ended up in some guy’s bd cake.

Stephan has only himself to blame.

Did his wife really leave him?

This is the first time they’ve talked on a bridge i think

Aim for the head Rat you’ll get a much better reflex response…

I think that this one is more untrustworthy then most.

So, did Staci leave you OR kick you out of the house?

1) Someone who would go to Rat needs a psychiatrist more than he/she/it needs a physician!

2)Please read my comment on today’s Ripley’s BIoN cartoon. Thanx!

From here they look about the same size…Hmmm!

is he really kicked out by his wife in real life?

Is that the biggest sledgehammer you could find, Dr. Rat?Oh, nurse!—Kind of reminds me of the film Misery (James Caan, Kathy Bates; 1990)….

Stop! Hammertime!

Sorry Stephan, we saw the nurse last Wednesday . . . don’t count on her for any help . . . ☻

If he had any reflexes worth mentioning he’d have jumped up and ran out of the room as soon as he saw Rat dressed as a doctor.

Not to mention the unnecessary use of hyphens. (Or should it be un-necessary to point this out?)

Is that a joke? Grammar, not grammer!

Punch line!

Ouch!

xxx

Time for the war against bad spellers to go ‘nucular’? ;-)

check his wrist reflexes first.

Rat might be able to help Pastis by flattening his Punny bone.

why didnt he just stick with his plan and never went to the doctors office for a quick checkup

Todays my BDAY