Herman by Jim Unger for February 25, 2014

Wow He is lucky because they have real mean looking fire power.

Just as well…we ran out of seasoning for that kind….

That’s not a gun, that’s a probe.

I had that weapon as a child. It’s a “Super Soaker!” Finest squirtgun I ever owned. Could shoot like 25 feet!

I love the Herman aliens.In one of them two aliens pass a man sitting on a bench and one explains to the other, “We don’t come here often. They’re all weirdos.” or something like that.

Where’s the Intergalactic Game Commission when you need them?

We needz to hit the beach!

Hey, it’s always open season on politicians.

Nah, no assassinations.one alien with a disintegrator shouldn’t have more political power than millions of votersit just ain’t right

I’m suggesting shooting them with traquilizer darts: tag ’em and bag ’em.

in the holiday season they’re too full of carbs and alcohol, wait till summer