WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 16, 2014

She made him sleep on the dark side of the bed…

She wished he wouldn’t invader side of the bed.

“Sam, I am your husband.”

with that remote control strangulation weapon in his arsenal, she wasn’t ABOUT to tell him she was annoyed

She’d sleep alone but he’s got a thing for her dark side.

saggy vader manboob… hilarious. Middle-age hits us all, unless, of course, you use the force to, eh, lift.

She must be the second wife – after Padme his baby mama.

It must be a boring book. The only bumps on the bed are for his feet.

“I thought her name was Ella…”.Oh dear. Ella Vader.

Which is why she removed the batteries the next morning. Darth was a bit annoyed when somebody cut him off in traffic and he pushed the button on the light saber and nothing happened.

Honey put on that nasal strip I bought. It’ll help you sleep.

OK Vader boob is scary.

Darth Vader has cybernetic limbs