Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 05, 2014

“Divide And Concur (part VI)”

or“Parental Guidance Strongly Resented (again)”

Hehehe…I think Toni and Brad will have a nice size wedding, just fit for them! Innuendo, Brad…innuendo! ;)

I guess B&T are at least concurring, though.. – Wasn’t sure if there would still be some more “which way should we go?”… maybe now this will get their planning started up, with some encouraging clarity at least on what they’re going for…

“…They never have worked….”^And that’s why I linked to that first page. It has the stuff that goes well, here. Something about the GoComics setup, that only certain things will go…. – You can’t even use the URL “smallifyer” here…

I think I’ll go back to reading the Editorial Cartoons…I can’t stay awake here tonight! ’Nite all… ;)

Brad must be giving Toni some good ‘motion in the ocean’ then…

it’s not the size that matters, it’s how ya use it….;)

This is the one that is useful for GoComics. – And they also have a link to here – And this one is for the “TinyUrl”, though it doesn’t seem to take on this page…

As a song by the band “Crack The Sky” goes.. – “Surf city!… Here come the sharks….”

Uh Oh Brad. He better have the goods.

Or as a t-shirt in the Bahamas said:

“It’s not the size of the ship that matters,it’s how you set the sails.”

Maybe in Toni’s part of the universe, but over here we- oh never mind it’ll get in trouble with Hillary…

Brad says: Speaking of size, I’m glad it doesn’t matter…..

This weeks strip has brought back a bad memory for me. Not painful per se. just bad. I had been engaged to be married snf in the beginning I was willing to accept a lot of things she wanted for the wedding until it got to the point where she stopped even asking me what I think. I finally asked her,“What I am expected to do for our wedding. Just stand at the alter like a bump on a log?” and without hesitation she said,“Yes! Weddings are for the bride.” That in essense was a final straw in our relationship. We broke up a short time later with 3 months to go before the wedding date. So I’m happy they’re planning this together.

So that’s why you brought up “Rocky and Bullwinkle”, Lol!…

Ha ha!!

Depends…. – If Brad doesn’t feel like building himself a doghouse in the yard, then he’s going to be living there, for sure!….. – And Toni will “teach” him the things she learned at “Whotsamatta U?”… – And every day that he messes up, she’ll keep repeating the name of her alma mater…

All right, enough with the double entendres! Frank was obviously a bad influence on Toni.

Cute, Toni, very cute. That should help Brad with any insecurities he may have. I think a small wedding would be fine. After that, you guys are on your own….

To the above comments. Brides still rule the wedding. Today most wedding photographers are female and the brides relate to them better. Not surprised to hear about how Wedding Planners tend to ignore the groom.

I hope this arc is over. This is boring.

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thanks for the very refreshing post! a nice switch from the usual luann posse posters..

I was once told that the size of the wand doesn’t predict the magic that’s in it.

In the final panel Brad’s word may be “I thought…”, but his expression is more nearly “I hoped…”!

first of all you plan a wedding by your budget.

I guess Brad has heard that saying from women before.And size DOES matter, to me anyway.

Good thing for Brad, huh…

Of course size matters, but it’s not the ONLY thing that matters. Just like height matters in basketball, but you do still have to learn skills to win a game.

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There’s also an app for pc that lets you do backwards stuff and the circle letters and a lot of other things, too…

I thought Toni was quoting Yoda, only more grammatically.

It’s probably going to be one of the lowest totals of comments for this week’s strips (commemorating the 4/1 proposal) here in the past two years, with this week… which is ironic, since last year this occasion (the actual proposal) produced massive numbers for that time… – I know “AmyGrantFan” is none too happy that there hasn’t been any “nuptials” as of yet….

Toni is quite familiar with Brad’s “love lizard”.

> If that was true, then Toni may not know what Brad has down below.>Word spreads around the firehouse?

“Err, Toni, if size DOES matter in other matters, I may have a small problem, so to speak.”

I wonder what is Luann’s opinion on this subject? Remember, she’s seen Gunther naked.

Toni is really too adamant on a small wedding; it doesn’t seem like her. I wonder what is really bothering her? Does Greg have something up his sleeve?…On the “size” question, most women would be happiest if their partner just focuses on their partner’s enjoyment as well as their own.

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Er, wasn’t there a time when this was a family strip? Sad, really. I think, actually, that the engagement will be put on hold for awhile, after the younger ones have graduated. But this couple will get married, continue to be boring, and continue to say things no human beings would say in real life.

Neither. Another Tiffany…

Maybe “Aunt Huggy” decides to “squeeze out” their fun for spring break….

> There are no bad words and the worst thing you are going to see two characters do sexually is kiss.>Or Luann sliding down underneath the dashboard, as on January 7…

Well, we’ve addressed what might occur for the next arc, how about tomorrow? Will it be Frank and Nancy battling tech or the "trappings of growing older’, or will Lu and someone walk through the park “summing something up”, or will it be Crystal wondering why she “puts up with the rest of the universe”?….

The Luann Againn strips are still on the tame side.

I think you’re a figment of my imagination, too.

So, Toni, if size doesn’t matter when it comes to weddings, then what’s wrong with a huge wedding, killer band, light show, fireworks, doves…?

Hey Brad! Who’s going to pay for that big extravaganza? How much money does the fire department give you? Yeah, let Frank foot the bill!

Caldonia, ₯ You’re on to me

Sorry if that came over as a contest.*Gweedo – Oops, guess my triple entendre didn’t come across. I was referring to, oh, never mind…..

Sorry if that came over as a contest.*Gweedo – Oops, guess my triple entendre didn’t come across. I was referring to, oh, never mind…..

You’re so right. Too bad Greg’s team feels the need to be so “adult” in a daily comic. Bummer.

Brad looks so relieved hah