Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2014

It’s all for the best.

Pig – always thinking of his stomach.

I wonder if Sweet Fanny would appreciate cheese the way Pig does?

It doesn’t matter why you’re breaking up with Pigita, Pig — it’s still the smartest thing you’ve ever done. Run and don’t look back!

Ham and cheese – together forever!

There’s holes in that logic.

Well, Pigita will find someone new. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

That would really be pretty cheesy shelter in a snowstorm.Just eat it, and if you actually wanna cut the mustard with Pigita, go dig up the bread for a motel room.Of course, in that sort of pickle, if I were Pig, I wouldn’t want Pigita for my honey anyway….

He lived a long life.

Much longer for never having enjoyed it.

Longer in oh, so many ways.

YAY, Pig! Finally, dumping that awful Pigita; who cares why? Just do it! No excuse is too cheesy! And, as Sherlock Watson sort of implied, it is assuredly time for Sweet Fanny to undie, Pig’s only true love (so I shall always asseverate)!

That necktie must be cutting off the flow of blood to Pig’s brain!

you forgot to say "cheese’

Pig, this might be the smartest thing you’ve ever said.Mmmm….cheese….

When the WereRabbit comes to eat the cheese, eat IT!

I’m impressed he hadn’t done it earlier. I hope they find other people.

I’m impressed he hadn’t done it earlier. I hope they find other people.

Pig got it right. Eating cheese is top priority.

An even easier choice if it’s swiss cheese

Why are you telling Rat this?

He doesn’t care.

xxx

Pig should move to England and live (platonically) with Wallace.

Good for you Pig!!

My sister would sympathize with Pig. She puts cheese on everything— even cottage cheese, which has cheese in its name.

Eat the cheese, build and igloo.

Methinks pig needs to prioritize some things of his own.

richard thompson found the word “cheese” funny.we shall miss him.

Cheese and sex, I concur.

You can’t have your cheese and eat it too.

No one eats pig because they are afraid of catching his brainlessness.

The early start of his new religion