Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 26, 2014

What a relief! I was afraid it might be Danae in there…

Whoo! A midnight snack!

and all he wanted was an end to this winter!

Bears!

Somebody predicted bears; bears it is. But where’s Paulie?

Now we know why Paulie preferred to stay on the boat.

Sorry, I was looking for the IKEA bay-ahs.I’ll just be leaving now.

What’s in the bears right paw…..?

Do you think they use Keurig cups? Or a commercial grade coffee maker?

taking thier sleeping pills, and turning in. Sleep well friends.

With the switch off how come light is on? Or is it a non-electrician “man cave”?

“Now that you have seen our secret, we have to kill you.”

Breakfast in bed.

Cap’n Eddie….

I hope Eddy brought enough for everybody!

What is it about Wiley Miller and bears?

It’s a sleep over and they are going to tell scary stories, which is perfect for Eddie!

it’s NEVER acceptable to use the F word.

Does Eddie have a very elderly blond grandmother?

I GET IT!

You might know a story from Eddie will have all kinds of embellishments, like the bear turning off the “hibernation” switch to see Eddie (and so that Eddie can see him), after getting himself coffee in the dark. And remember, all this takes place in a Walmart parking lot.

Eddie is just dreaming, the bear is really a Walmart greeter.

Why is the light on when it was flipped off?

Eddie has things well in hand …. launch into one of his diatribes and they’ll all be fast asleep. Uh, wait… he’s making all this up, so we know he’ll be fine….

Hibernation: OFF

“Wake Up Dears, breakfast is ready”

let the fun begin……….

Self-delivering breakfast—how convenient

do you suppose Paulie will go to tell Timmy that Eddie is trapped? or take the boat back to Flo’s and tell her?

Eddie found the subterranean passage to Chicago’s Soldier Field.

Pizza delivery..minus the pizza.

Wiley just draws the best bears ever

Never knew the Cap’n had such piercing blue eyes…

Do you think the lack of oxygen to the brain effected his ability to story tell? Hibernating bears is a little tame.

Redkaysei, thanks, not enough coffee in me, evidently……Carl, Vic’s right….Wiley draws the best bears ever….I think it’s because he just loves to draw bears. (And it shows), but why bears? Good question…..I think he enjoys making them impish rascals instead of mere brutes….What ever it is, it works for me…….

..Blue Boy, so it could be a girl bear sleep over?….Better be careful, there, Eddie

Put the Degiorno back in the freezer, delivery’s here!

Reminds me of a very/somewhat similar Wiley offering where bears constructed a trail leading campers to the “mouth” of the cave.

I thought it might be the Ekert.

A light switch in the middle of a cave. Beas that look civilized..Eddie you and Calvin need to get together and write a book.I love your far out stories and wild imagination.

Mmmm….num-nums!

Oopsie!!

oh, just a few bears. warm, fuzzy, tea drinking bears that discovered fire a very long time ago…….