Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 25, 2014

When I go to buy a sub for my wife I write it down because she likes so many things in her sandwich .

But Wizard, how does your potion taste?

Sounds like my wife’s coffee order.

Let ‘em play with their beverages.I don’t drink coffee but it sure flavors candy well.Consider Blanche’s order a beverage flavored in part by coffee.

You know, I’m probably part of the 1% that’s never been to a dedicated “coffee shop”. After this, I don’t think I want to have that experience! It’s hard enough deciding what I want to have at a BBQ joint that has about 6 things on the menu.

RIght! I have a list on my phone when my wife wants a venti.

Just make mine black.

William… I was thinking the exact same thing…. although I would tend to prefer 2-3 pipes and 2-3 pints of Guinness for the movie.

A grande venti? She should make up her mind.

-Thanks, I never knew that

Keep talking.I remembered the part about crossing through.thd bold settingbut not the italicsOr the color changes, size changes or cute blue boxes of text

I actually like coffee black and also with all the adulterants as well. 99% of the time I will drink it black because I do not really need all the extra calories of the other versions….. and I usually am especially fond of the bitter undertones of black coffee which get muted in the variations.

Got it, thanks

I’m easy when it comes to coffee shop coffee—a short hazelnut latte. Add ice in warm weather. That’s it.

I always confuse the coffee people. Order a regular coffee & regular size. Sometimes I have to repeat the order – they look so confused.