Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 11, 2014

A Rudy Valet concert? Too late, he died in 86…….No wonder they’re waiting….

Yeah, as I walk though the valet of death…..

You must have an MBA to qualify for this position…

I personally prefer a Mr French – A Gentleman’s Gentleman over a common valet.

Parked along the Rue De Valet?

I hope it’s validated valet parking.

wndrwartgh, well played sir…..

Now that’s a classy joint.

Yes, but who parked the valets?

About time someone thought of it that way! roflmao

So far, so good…

Where’s the Trophy Wife lot?

Is parking valetable? Or do they come with the mortgage? What happens at closing time? Are they kept in the freezer until the joint opens next day?

Good comments, folks. There’s a sight pun on Bizarro today, too. http://www.seattlepi.com/comics-and-games/fun/

And why can you never buy the garage at a garage sale?

Valet Boys, Valet Boys, with all due apologies to Moon Unit Zappa.

OK so where are the Valet girls? somewhere in California?Also what if the meter runs out? Will they be ticketed or worse yet towed….or is that toad….or toed?

Wizard’s parking only. Violaters will be toad!

Great! Now consider: “Tenants Parking Only.” 10 Ants, get it?

Are you guys going to dance and take off your clothes.

Valet parking ought to be outlawed; they take up the front of the business, and force those who don’t want to take part in their scam to park in front of other businesses and in neighborhoods.