Herman by Jim Unger for April 23, 2014

Mad? I’m past that…. now, I’m steamed!

Could be worse; she might have poured it a little farther south.

Thanks for the warning, Gilligan!

Caution! Contents maybe hot.

I always like those “Caution, may be hot warnings.” I have a hard time remembering the last time I put something in an oven to make it cold.

“STILL think we can’t afford Lasik?”

This reminds me of how my dad would help my mom with her ear rings. First he would hunt all over the house for his glasses. Then he would put them on and push them down his nose so he could look over them and attempt acupuncture on my mother’s ear.

I helped her once. It took about 2 seconds. She asked, “What? It’s in?”

Yikes. Now I want to try the experiment. lol

And then I said..“Dear…..sit down and let Me fix thebreakfast.”….and then the fight started..

“So THIS time the hot coffee in lap thing was an accident?”

I used to make my own black powder for use in homemade rockets. Most just fizzled, a few exploded; some actually flew.

My friend and I actually had a launch site. It was a pile of concrete rubble. We put the rocket in a hole and aimed it towards a bay. So, in spite of some explosions we were not harmed in that way. Tripping on the concrete and falling onto it – that’s another story.

It wasn’t rocket science. There was no science to it; it was all guesswork.

If I live to be 100, it would not be a miracle. Living past puberty, now that was the miracle.