Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 03, 2003
Transcript:
"Rat got a new job, but he doesn't like it, because they won't let employees go on the Internet." "How do they monitor that?" "Well, in extreme cases, where employees try to view adult sites, there's an inkbag attached to their monitor that explodes." "Wow...that would deter anyone." "...Leaky pen."
mishield over 11 years ago
A place where rat works, duhlol
Ernest Lemmingway almost 9 years ago
Speaking as someone who works as a systems engineer and who spends nine-tenths of my time hunting down viruses from adult sites accessed by employees, I’d endorse this system. ::own ink pack on monitor explodes:: Uh…never mind.
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) almost 2 years ago
Yeah, yeah that’s happened to me, but it was actually a leaky pen