Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2006

no, 12

Make that twelve.

adds another tick to a chalkboard 12…

Yell louder; he’s 50 feet down.

dead croc #17

Are they learning to speak? He said, “Sorry”. It’s usually “Sowwy”!

Bakers dozen of dead crocadilians.

15

L for Jimmy | Sixteen dead crocs | 1, Vern by asphyxiation: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/04/19 | 2, Mrs. Larry by heart attack and/or divine justice: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/13 | 3, Uncle Tim by murder (unknown weapon used by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/19 | 4, Skippy by murder (shot with a shotgun by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/16 | 5, Lou by murder (shot with a revolver by unknown cousin): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/23 | 6 & 7, baby crocs by swallowing (eaten by Debbie, double kill): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/10 | 8, Cousin Jimmy (or Jeemy) by choking (on antelope bone): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/12 | 9, unknown croc(s) by swallowing (eaten by Fat Fred) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/08/02 | 10 & 11, Jojo and Larry by shocking, spinal trauma, brain trauma, and blood loss (performed by Guard Duck, double kill) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/10/14 | 12, Santa Croc by burning (fire set by Zebra): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/12/25 | 13, Clarence by car accident (rolled into street): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/02/12 | 14 & 15, Bob and Floyd by car accident and/or divine justice (stood in street for too long, double kill): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/02/26 | 16, Brudder Jimmy by suffocation (pushed to the bottom of a well by unknown croc) : https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/03/16