Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 27, 2007
January 26, 2007
January 28, 2007
Transcript:
"Please, sir, just go away... I'm not selling you a gun." "Fine. I will cease my efforts to procure a gun..... but know this, Hanoi Jane..." WALMARTOPIALAND GUNS "When the Russians come pouring over our northern border bringing the latest in military hardware, <i>don't come cryin' to me,</i> 'cause I will <i>not</i> be there to defend your happy, little liberal way of life." "Those are Canadians... and most likely, they'd bring beer." "Hey.... those big 'Molson' cans can <i>hurt!</i>"
Flapperhatgirl! over 12 years ago
I think that guy is bart Simpson, grown up, with a Pinocchio nose.
Soroxas over 12 years ago
Does he really stop?
magipants about 11 years ago
i dot think rat is liberal
robert423elliott over 2 years ago
You’ve got it backwards, magipants. Liberals are rats!
eric_harris_76 almost 2 years ago
I wonder how he knows.
No, I don’t. Rat could make even a Canadian angry enough to lob a beer can at him.
alantain over 1 year ago
So can the stuff inside if you drink enough!
Da Cat Guy 5 months ago
More likely, it would be the Americans pouring over Canada’s southern border…