Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2014

So happy he is! I must also acquire such choo choo jammies.

Sing along with Sherlock: “Everybody’s doing a brand new dance now…”

where do you get one-piece jammies with feet?

Me thinks Stephan hasn’t acted mature since he passed the bar.

Alexander, on the other hand, hates his (as Stephan calls them) choo-choo jammies as his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day was coming to an end.

Well, that’s one way of saying it. Seven days of d**k jokes is not mature.

I’ll take it over Stephan wandering around in his tighty-whities any day.

This is what writing a daily comic strip does to your brain…..

Band name?

no….I really haven’t seen a difference

FLCL : Salon scene -I’m an adult now.I can buy my own insurance and everything.

And he talks to naked anthropomorphic animals.

Hmmm…looks like Ralphie from “A Christmas Story” might have a taker for those bunny jammies.

does he go to sleep with his thumb in his mouth? very strange, should be over that stage, unless of course, if it feels good, or has a taste?

no wonder his wife left him

Probably Pullman cars.

Everybody, grab your box of Good ’n Plenties, shake them and sing along with me, ’Choo-choo Pastis was an engineer…"

I got me a few Grinch ones, great for lounging.

i left a Boo Boo in the caboose…………………………

So can calculating the difference between .166044 and .166!

Must be “Head-Cheese-has-flipped-his-lid” day for the comics. See Non Sequitur.

Flap in the back?

They make those in extra beer gut?…!!!

Is that so, Stephan?

xxx

If that’s a onesie, he’s being immature. My dad’s in his 60s and he wears Peanuts pajama pants and boxers to bed. Couse if you take look sometimes they put out adult pajamas which would years ago have been considered only for little kids.

Steph shot a bear in his choo-choo jammies…he still doesn’t know how the bear got into them!

What fresh hell is this?

“Stephan like choo choo jammies”?! Uh-oh. Is this Early Onset Dementia? Or just too many beers?

And next week he’ll be Spiderman!

Bring back Pigita! Even if she does not prioritaze cheese :)

“Pardon me boy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes…”

So there’s Magipants, the monkey underwear, and now choo choo jammies.

As soon as I saw the second panel, I thought it was going to be a pun.

yes, I know that. I’m just going along with the strip :p

Oh God

im scared for my life