Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 09, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "...SO I CAME UP WITH A PUNISHMENT FOR DANAE THAT SHOULD WORK" "GROUND HER LIKE I DID WITH YOU?" PANEL 1 "YOU AND YAWR BROTHAH BEHAVED AFTAH HAVIN' TO STAY IN YAWR ROOM FAH A WEEK" "WELL...IT'S A BIT DIFFERENT TODAY, MOM" PANEL 3 "OH DEAH...YOU DON'T MEAN...?" "YEP" PANEL 4 "I'M PRETTY SURE BEING KEPT OUTSIDE WITHOUT A WIFI DEVICE IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!" "PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND KEEP GETTING PUNISHED"
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Surely she can con Jeffrey into letting her use his….He’s only abooger-brained boy, after all!
Varnes over 10 years ago
Good one, Wiley! That would drive a kid crazy…Seriously!…………… matmiwori, you have a Danae streak in you…….Maybe she should have given him that wedgie for a couple of reasons….
Varnes over 10 years ago
The more I think about it, Jeffrey’s gotta have a satellite phone….
cartoon critic 2544 over 10 years ago
Don’t worry Lucy, it’s a given.
Varnes over 10 years ago
dukedoug, yeah, that’s her conundrum….Lost in all this, though,…I’m kinda surprised Lucy hasn’t pointed out that Danae touched Jeffrey’s underwear….Can I get a Eewwww?
bluskies over 10 years ago
Banished to the OUTside witthout a lifeline? Oh, the horror. Almost as bad as losing your Internet, TV, and phone “forever” because some soulless idiot drove his 13-foot truck under your 12 foot high wire. With “triple play”, who you gonna call? More importantly, how you gonna call ‘em if the line’s down?
Barker62 over 10 years ago
Pity the poor trees……LOL!
luvcmx over 10 years ago
Did Flo get a facelift or is it my imagination that she is looking better?
Q4horse over 10 years ago
You still have a pony!
puggles over 10 years ago
My Mom is closing in on 80 and likes to mow her own yard. I tell her as long as she has that cell phone in her pocket, she can do whatever she feels like. I feel better knowing help is a call away, and she has the freedom of a robin!
Can't Sleep over 10 years ago
Love the picture of Danae – she now looks like a normal little kid.
Guilty Bystander over 10 years ago
That really WOULD work as punishment for a kid these day. My 15-year-old grandson is CONSTANTLY texting. We have an entire generation of people whose heads are going to be permanently tilted forward and down by the time they’re 30.
dabugger over 10 years ago
Smart dad. Danae might enjoy the outs for a change.
poppy1313 over 10 years ago
HOORAY
paullp Premium Member over 10 years ago
Before cell phones and computers, getting sent to your room might mean you still had access to your TV, your stereo (LPs and 8-tracks) and your phone (landline). Obviously Flo raised her boys without those things in their room.
Ernest Lemmingway over 10 years ago
A “cruel and unusual punishment,” indeed.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 10 years ago
That’s the problem with this generation – TOO SOFT!
When I was a child, my momma use to beat by behind with a belt while reading from the Bible. And except for a few strange fetishes. I turned out alright!
Now if you’ll excuse me – it’s time for more punishment!! :)
She Mc over 10 years ago
Were you a story line in Criminal minds?Lol!
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
I remember the last time Danae was out of range on her cell…..she went nuts!
benbrilling over 10 years ago
I have been reading this comic for years and yet never realized that Flo was his mother.
Pimwimbush1 over 10 years ago
Did everyone but me know that Flow is Danae’s Grandma? Excellent plot twist!
westny77 over 10 years ago
Lucy likes to relieve herself more often.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago
What could be worse!!
DHBirr over 10 years ago
“Let me in! I’m getting fresh air all over my body!”— Sally Brown, after Charlie Brown threw her out of the house because she did nothing all day but lie in a beanbag chair watching TV