The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 28, 2014

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 10 years ago

    $5 maximum. Brutus hasn’t got a raise since 1972.

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    Frederick Barnett Premium Member over 10 years ago

    That’s always the way I answer the birthday present question. Christmas too.

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    angelfiredragon  over 10 years ago

    I would have asked “what do you want for your birthday that will cost nothing?” maybe something I could make

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    platechick  over 10 years ago

    My fiance recently had a birthday. I got him several NICE things. His favorite? The JOKE gift – a Squid brand unicycle I found at the thrift store for $20. He lit right up and said he loved it! (he actually knows how to ride them and had one as a kid)

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    boldyuma  over 10 years ago

    My gifts for birthdays are easy..I give them a novelty bar of soap that has either a 1$ bill,a $20,or a$50..That way if I have to be close to them at least they won’t smell.

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