Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 06, 2014
Transcript:
Luann: "Hey, Tiffany, you've been wearing your "Eyez of Zeye" costume everywhere. What's up?" Delta: "Hyping a new "Zeye" game?" Tiffany: "Yup. At the San Diego comic-con in two weeks" Luann: "Two weeks? So why are you parading around in your outfit now?" Tiffany: "To be sure it still fits. Duh" Delta: "And you need two weeks for that?" Tiffany: "Hey, I'm still ...y'know... growing" Luann: "Yeah. Your little cape looks like it's under a lot of strain" Delta: "Ditto that head band"
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Actually, if the new game is debuting at Comic-Con in 2 weeks, mini-Elvis well might hire Tiffany to parade around everywhere in the costume until then, to help publicize the game’s launch.
NancyPrancy over 10 years ago
Tif’s head does seem to be swelling ….
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
It could be much, much worse. It could be Gunther in this “bookworm” costume.-
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Well, there’s no doubt that Tiffany could still be around. – Seems it also could mean that she will have more “fleshing out” in her character’s depth….
jemgirl81 over 10 years ago
Tiff is so hilarious!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yeah, it could be an “indication”(a bit of 4th wall) that she will get a bit more depth in her character portrayal…
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
I would hate to see the costume no longer wearable two weeks later, but more likely the day before the Comic-Con.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Tart Reform”
“A Slice Of Cheesecake”“It Figures”or“Ham On A Role”
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
“Naked At Weenie World” could be a great film to advance Tiffany’s career!
TechTalkGuy over 10 years ago
How about Luann having her own comic strip?
ShagsCA over 10 years ago
You look like that discount hooker, Lolo Price!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
THANK YOU, GREGWeenie World rocks
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think what she MEANT Tiff, Is That YOU have a Great, BIG A…., er, “Caboose.”
Caboose. Yeah, THAT’S It….,
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Tiffster is parading all over Pitts in her rather skimpy Eyez of Zeye costume for two full weeks? And no one is complaining?Or should that be, “And no one is complaining!”
dadoctah over 10 years ago
Considering the shape and proportion of Tiff’s face at this age, by the time she’s thirty I predict she’ll be a whole lot…er…rounder.
karanne over 10 years ago
Why are you calling it a ‘cape’ (which attaches at the neckline) when it’s clearly a translucent SKIRT?
There are several ways that Tiffany can get a more impressive cleavage (other than implants). Aside from stuffing her bra, there are various pads that can be inserted under and to the sides. I see nothing wrong with her using her ‘assets’ to maximize her career.
karanne over 10 years ago
By the way, I like Delta in a skirt and heels.
Caldonia over 10 years ago
It’s funny because Tiffany is more curvy than them!
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
But Luann has the experience, and Toni is too big for the costume.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 10 years ago
Greg may be under the umbrella of the National Cartoonists Society’s tables.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
You are right, Night-Gaunt49. Tiffany probably wears the same bra size she did at 13 and will wear at age 60 about 600 years from now.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
It is time for Tiffany to change her hairstyle. She has the “good, blunt cut” that ‘Teen magazine pushed on girls in 1960-somethings. The hair sticking out in panel three doesn’t count as a new style. ~I guess the bra passes for “shirt” that is required before one enters a place that serves food, but if Tiffany walks down Manzanita – or anywhere else – Broadway looking like that, she will find herself in a lot of trouble.
ChrisV over 10 years ago
You won’t hear me complaining!
doverdan over 10 years ago
Will shirtless-Quill meet xyz-less Tiff?
TechTalkGuy over 10 years ago
Oh gosh, did Tiffany forget about this?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
So long as the series of video games remain popular, Tiffany can make money publicizing them at shows like Comic Con.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 10 years ago
They’re just jealous of Tiff’s figure.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yes, whether the footage wound up in the film or not, or even if the whole film was shelved after the test audience at Pitt hated it, Tiffany still learned a lot about acting in front of a movie camera from simply shooting that footage. What became of it after that really doesn’t affect the fact that she gained valuable experience.
Step-Step over 10 years ago
I hope we get another Elwood story line. #RicherThanElvisEverWas
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
> perhaps he needs a “Crystal” or a “Luann” to bring him back down to Earth. Every now and then, we all might need a little of that.>Ideally that should be Rosa. She should tell him, “I had hoped that you be be willing to go to Peru with me, and I am truly very happy that you want to go. But realistically, do you think it’s the right thing to do?”
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
“they get on her for being vain and self-interested at the expense of others.”
Exactly, but if you’re a hammer everything looks like a nail. And the naysayers can’t see her self-absorbtion. They think we’re always running her down, when she doesn’t deserve it.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Nobody actually “gets on Tiffany for trying to make something of herself.”(And I mean that in my usual non-lewd way.)They simply dislike her perceived motives and mannerisms.Consider her movie debut, how so many came to it, hoping the best for her and how Luann made Tiffany’s only sale.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
“It’s understood that Tiffany would develop a defense mechanism”.Ummmm, several problems with that.Is it really a defense mechanism when she used it on lesser humans all her early lifr?Does everybody really put her down?Do most really put her down?Doesn’t she have an offsetting horde of followers praising her and trying to win her favor?Didn’t the kids really take to her, follow her every order, turn to her for comfort and even join her in denegrating Luann’s cute little nose?Hasn’t Oxford always been flawlessly friendly to her?.I’m just not seeing a defense mechanism at work.Of course, I may have been blinded by her hot costume, but even that works in her favor.She doesn’t seem overly bright, but that could be an act, in which her acting talent should carry her far.(Judy Holliday scored in genius range but played sub genius roles in her films.)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Broken poles?I can picture that.No, my beloved says I CAN’T picture that — well, she might, anyone married to me would naturally tend toward possessiveness.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
> Doesn’t she have an offsetting horde of followers praising her and trying to win her favor?>No, she doesn’t.-> Didn’t the kids really take to her, follow her every order, turn to her for comfort and even join her in denegrating Luann’s cute little nose?>No, they don’t. If other kids denigrate Luann’s nose, maybe that suggests that Luann’s nose really is “kind of funny”.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Ha ha!! I like that one!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Wait’ll Ox sees that you called him a ’mentally handicapped kid…” ^Heh! I went down that street with him on the subject., but the houses all looked the same. Good thing I’m a whiz at geography and cartography….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Nice try, but I’ve watched too many "Battle of Jaywalking (Leno, not me) All Stars to know that many folks don’t know the meaning or (correct spelling, for that matter) of many words. It’s not an exaggeration to say that language/vocabulary and spelling is a “lost art” among many adults… – Many can’t tell who the 1st president was, let alone the last two….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I also forgot about “Moose Mason” from “Archie”. Same type of character. The stock character is troped as “slow”. But that’s not slow as in retarded. Just “slow” as in “stereotypical jock”. Which is what Moose and Ox represent……
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Ann Eifle or whatever was pretty.Oxford didn’t like her when she showed her true colors.Beauty isn’t the only thing which attracts him to people. For that matter, Gunthie isn’t particularly pretty either, but Oxford likes him okay.I doubt he is only hoping from passion from either.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
For "Cent"imental reasons….
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
You’re generous to a fault.
wiselad over 10 years ago
hate stereotypes, anyone who has not, go watch “the blind side”
BillWa over 10 years ago
Say what you will, Tiff can wear the outfit
LOWRIDER84 over 10 years ago
Yummy!