Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 16, 2014
June 15, 2014
June 17, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: What is vice? Goat: Immorality. Wrongdoing. Pig: So Joe Biden is the president of immorality and wrongdoing? Goat: Let's start over. Pig: That man should not get near the White House.
Pig’s wide-eyed, innocent anxiety about this really terribly old joke about any “vice”-president is hardly political. It’s directed at the title more than at the man. If some think the man does (or doesn’t) deserve the razzing, that’s not Cartoon-Boy’s issue….
Back in the 1970’s, the VP was given an official residence, at Number One Observatory Circle. The stated reason was “for security”, but actually it was to keep the VP as far away as practical from the WH. Things got worse in the early 2000’s, necessitating the construction of an “underground bunker” at the residence, which is really used to further isolate and contain the VP when he or she goes on a vice binge!
I don’t really understand how there’s anything to complain about with Biden as VP. Seems to me all he’s done for 6 years is say “Barack’s doing a great job. A really great job. We’re lucky to have him.”.I haven’t even seen him going to a lot of funerals, the usual job of VPs. .Or have I been missing something?
This is a reworking of a bit from The Beverly Hillbillies. Grannie is told she is to be vice-president of whatever, she looks it up in the dictionary, and says “I won’t be the president of no such goings on.:”
Not that I’m saying that either of the Bushes were great Presidents (though there’s a very recent poll showing W scored more highly than BO in some perceived competence category/ies), just that the fact comics make fun of the President doesn’t mean anything..Remember: even in football, there’s a 10-yard penalty for piling on!
Um, excuse me? I believe Bill Clinton was the first and only President since Ike who wasn’t a multi-millionaire when he was elected. Forget all the cash ex-presidents can reap now for speaking to friendly groups. (So that, if Hillary is elected, she will not be the second.)
Jackie Kennedy related that JFK said to her and his brother Bobby, “Oh, God, can you ever imagine what would happen to the country if Lyndon was president?” Just a heartbeat away, folks.
Please contain your ranting and bashing to Political parties or individuals rather than general ideologies and philosophies. Many of us believe primarily one with a respect for the other. Liberal/conservative bashing is rude and insulting to those of us embarrassed by the actions of Republicans and Democrats.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
This is so wrong yet SO right…
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Here come the trolls…
Stan King over 10 years ago
Truth is stranger than fiction.
tazz555 over 10 years ago
Hm…actually goat that is still the right word
knight1192a over 10 years ago
First a barnacle who doesn’t know who Obama is and now a jab at Biden. Is Pastis trying to subtly express political views about the administration?
And please note I did not express my political views. I only asked if Pastis was doing so.
arye uygur over 10 years ago
Because he named the current vice-president, this strip is dated and cannot be re-run in the future.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Pig’s wide-eyed, innocent anxiety about this really terribly old joke about any “vice”-president is hardly political. It’s directed at the title more than at the man. If some think the man does (or doesn’t) deserve the razzing, that’s not Cartoon-Boy’s issue….
Katsuro Premium Member over 10 years ago
I can tell that THIS will be a perfectly civilized debate…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
Tesla Roadster 181 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Back in the 1970’s, the VP was given an official residence, at Number One Observatory Circle. The stated reason was “for security”, but actually it was to keep the VP as far away as practical from the WH. Things got worse in the early 2000’s, necessitating the construction of an “underground bunker” at the residence, which is really used to further isolate and contain the VP when he or she goes on a vice binge!
jeffiekins over 10 years ago
I don’t really understand how there’s anything to complain about with Biden as VP. Seems to me all he’s done for 6 years is say “Barack’s doing a great job. A really great job. We’re lucky to have him.”.I haven’t even seen him going to a lot of funerals, the usual job of VPs. .Or have I been missing something?
doublepaw over 10 years ago
Okay here come all the red neck comments from our southern states.
hihumans over 10 years ago
Enter angry Democrats
SwimsWithSharks over 10 years ago
I’d Vice with Joe Biden any day.
Rudynatacha over 10 years ago
No, obama is president of that.
nosirrom over 10 years ago
Nixon was Vice-president once. Maybe we should never elect a vice-president to be president.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
@John Smith—I remember that episode. Later on, to please Granny, banker Drysdale had the V changed to an N!
jbmlaw01 over 10 years ago
Leftists reflexively defend the indefensible, even when the joke is a harmless one that would work on either side.
The Winy Child over 10 years ago
steph couldnt help it.
scallyman over 10 years ago
This is a reworking of a bit from The Beverly Hillbillies. Grannie is told she is to be vice-president of whatever, she looks it up in the dictionary, and says “I won’t be the president of no such goings on.:”
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
nice leg….up
jeffiekins over 10 years ago
Not that I’m saying that either of the Bushes were great Presidents (though there’s a very recent poll showing W scored more highly than BO in some perceived competence category/ies), just that the fact comics make fun of the President doesn’t mean anything..Remember: even in football, there’s a 10-yard penalty for piling on!
luvdafuneez over 10 years ago
Yes, he certainly did…
bigmac13 Premium Member over 10 years ago
That clinches in!!..“PASTIS 4 PREZ!!!”…He’s got my vote!!!
dontstarveman over 10 years ago
love this comic
jeffiekins over 10 years ago
> dirt-poor former WH residents
Um, excuse me? I believe Bill Clinton was the first and only President since Ike who wasn’t a multi-millionaire when he was elected. Forget all the cash ex-presidents can reap now for speaking to friendly groups. (So that, if Hillary is elected, she will not be the second.)
dpurdin56 over 10 years ago
Jackie Kennedy related that JFK said to her and his brother Bobby, “Oh, God, can you ever imagine what would happen to the country if Lyndon was president?” Just a heartbeat away, folks.
Kerrdog over 10 years ago
This is a great one! I love it! :D
FYNMON over 10 years ago
I always suspected republican polling leaned heavily on animals. I think when you ask the goat what he thinks of the President he says “Baa”
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 10 years ago
Maybe Biden should be in charge, I mean Obama isn’t doing anything.
Radical-Knight over 10 years ago
Good thing I read through the comments… I was going to comments on that episode of “Beverly Hillbillies.”
Grampus over 10 years ago
Please contain your ranting and bashing to Political parties or individuals rather than general ideologies and philosophies. Many of us believe primarily one with a respect for the other. Liberal/conservative bashing is rude and insulting to those of us embarrassed by the actions of Republicans and Democrats.
Number Three over 10 years ago
What else should he not do?
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MrRobots over 10 years ago
It fits perfect!And obama is the traitor president..
BillWa over 10 years ago
AMEN!!!!!! Hillary either. Remember the Benghazi Four!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oh, I don’t know… He could fire a shot gun off of the White House porch… Then we wouldn’t see any terrorists around anymore…
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
Ha! Funny.
SClark55 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well, however he got there, he did get it right in that last frame…
coffeemugman over 10 years ago
My, how did that get Pastis…
Davel2468 over 4 years ago
Pasties saw 6 years into the future
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
Now he is running for president!
One Navy Seal about 4 years ago
He got that last part right!
(Cue the angry replies now.)
jonathanmehmen almost 4 years ago
this totaly tells the futre
Caedmon The Great almost 4 years ago
Well now he’s no longer vice!
dangerwillrobinson7667 almost 4 years ago
now he is
CesarSantos over 3 years ago
Yep, he is, Nostradamus.
Guard duck is cool about 3 years ago
not…. TRRRRRUUUUUEEE
imcd7007 over 2 years ago
they predickted the futer