Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2014

Does whatever a sloth can…

Profiling works, because it is based on measurable statistics.

what a bane to have a mind that formulates such story lines….

Must be the private sector… He’d be a shoe-in for a government job!

In keeping with many comments here … he’s obviously a lazy redempublocratican.

Larry or Bob Croc could help this guy out.

Is it just me or do his feet seem to be sticking out the wrong way?

These are dilbert and wally. phb is on vacation. and dilbert finaly got some tie starch

A PBS without any of the regular characters.

Ours not to reason why, ours but to accept that a tree grows in this office! And that Sloth Man has the flexibility of, well, a tree-sloth. This a charming one-off PBS.

best, he better go to court and legally have his name changed

Off topic, I suppose..I was out of town the week that Bill Watterson drew the strip and am only now getting caught up on what I had missed..First: Was I the only one who was fooled? I thought that, in actuality, Stephan Pastis could draw that good! I thought that his usual stick figures were just his “shtick.”.Moreover, when I saw Libby’s work, I thought that perhaps Stephan was paying homage to (or satirizing) Watterson’s work!.Last, and certainly least: Would it be good if Stephan’s art came to mirror that of his guest artist? I note that the “new” Pig and Rat are now the banner for this strip – which has got to be confusing to anyone new to this strip, since neither Pig nor Rat look like they do in that banner!.What do people think? Should Pastis’ art stay the same, or should he try to emulate that of his esteemed guest artist?

and what branch of this company would I fit into?

This has none of the main characters whatsoever WOW!!!

A coworker of mine was a slob man, a very close relative to a sloth man. One day he disappeared without a trace.

Sloths rock!

It’s spelled “Sloth Man” but it’s pronounced “slot-mun”.

@Strod is correct . . . sloths are very unusual! Go to wiki article on sloths. Among many interesting things, sloths are so slow, that they each have their own mini-ecosystem of plants and animals living in their fur!

They should hire Sloth-Man. He’d only take bathroom breaks once a week.

Love it!

xxx

@Ray Cov—Permit me to hope that it will be the LAST!!!

Wait, where are the regular characters?

no main characters at all in this one